Thursday, April 2, 2009

Why, thank you! It's from.... Costco.



Bulk beef jerky, a years supply of jalapeno poppers, toilet paper to tee pee all of Rancho Bernardo AAAAAND her engagement ring. Yeah you can pick them up all at Costco. Im not talking some Mervyns, high end cubic zirconium. Im talking about a mother fucking 5.01 carat diamond ring. How do you explain that, do you include that fact that it was on sale and hope she understands? Because if you have a fiance who already requires a ring that is $100,000 I doubt shes the type of broad who will be A-Ok with it being packaged next to your bulk peanut brittle and tube socks. Do you get 10 rings for $100,000 or is that for one?



5.01 ct
VS2 Clarity, H Color
IGI Value: $153,450
Item # 397452
$99,999.99
( A savings of over $50,000!?! On second thought maybe it's better to have a guy that knows how to save. And hell, if a guy can spend this much on the RING then Id probably be fiiiiine with it coming from Costco, means maybe a big house and boat? Or maybe he's rich but annoyingly thrifty...Oh well, as long as he remembers to pick up some bulk Fire Feta)

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