Wednesday, February 18, 2009

You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one.

Guys don't know this but popping a squat (female peeing on the go) sucks, even though were laughing and shrieking as we drunkenly do it. The constant fear of peeing on our clothes and the inadequacy of just "shaking [the pee] off" is almost worse than the pain of holding it in till you find a toilet. God it's enough to make me wish I had a dick sometimes just for the ease. A group of women at my work were bitching about this injustice and someone piped up about the Go Girl. It's a pop up funnel spout you pee in and direct into a cup (or the ground). Like a rubber johnson, ready to go. Girl. haha Check it out if you dare

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