Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Sarah Silverman, WHY!?!?


Perez Hilton called her out already but can I add??

Read Perez Hilton's take on Coco Perez

My Take:
-Ball gowns like this should only exist in Disney Movies
-How they made a gorgeous thin girl with big boobs look fat is more of a work of art than this dress will EVER be.
-Steamer? Iron? Dry Cleaning? No?
-Sarah Silverman has a great rack but you'd never know with this boob camouflaging disaster.
-Double dose of hips please! Sarah doesn't even have big hips but I guess she got some on loan from Betty Boop for the event...
-Hair. Half up half down ponytail?! Come on! At least if you're going to wear your hair like a 17 year old girl from the Midwest you can BRUSH IT! It's lumpy and bumpy and looks like you just woke up!

My question to Sarah Silverman: Did you wake up hungover in the Disneyland parking lot after your shift as the Belle Character before you came to this event? And how many times did you drunkenly ride Space Mountain before you blacked out?

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