Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Creepiest Statue Ever

Yea, I'm cynical but this statue is creepy and don't even tell me to get my mind out of the gutter. This is definitely, while only lightly, disturbing. This gem hails from the Scientology chapel in my neighborhood. Somehow fitting...


Right off the bat we notice some pigtailed girl is taking it from behind, hard.

Check out the aggressive lip bite from the boy, he is really digging in. The girl has the proper mid air doggy style arch and concentration and balance of a pro. Her pigtails are also kind of skanky.


Ok yea, so maybe the boy doesn't have a dick growing out of his chest but the creepy hand placement on the legs, upper thighs is too much!



This statue normally has water blasting out of it, giving the girl a total facial from the fountain which has a super veiny design on it. It's actually creepier WITHOUT the money shot in her face because now it's just looks like some novelty statue you could buy at Hustler Garden Designs Depot. Hey, I'm just saying, it's a creepy statue!!

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