Thursday, July 2, 2009

10 Year Olds Just Chillin' at Studio 54


So I see this moment of zen on The Daily Show where Anderson Cooper (Popular and SEXY CNN Anchor and Silver Foxxx) is saying he met Michael Jackson when we was TEN at Studio 54!?
a. What the fuck are you doing at Studio 54 when you were 10????
b. That is so fucking awesome.

Turns out his mom was fashion, socialite, heiress Gloria Vanderbilt, yes, a real Vanderbilt. She was hot shit back then and it's no wonder she'd be rubbing shoulders at Studio 54 where only the coolest people partied. Why she decided to bring her kid along though is beyond me. Seems they get in the way of getting wasted, doing lines and dancing all night.....

ALSO: On July 7, 2009, the 85-year-old Vanderbilt will release a novel entitled "Obsession: An Erotic Tale." The novel has garnered media attention for its racy content, including, "scenes involving dildos, whips, silken cords and golden nipple clamps... spanking... Mint, cayenne pepper and a fresh garden carrot.. deployed in ways never envisioned by "The Joy of Cooking." And there is also a unicorn, though, blessedly, it remains a bystander.
Anderson Cooper's take on the book

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