Friday, June 12, 2009

File This Under: I don't give a flying fuck


Miley Cyrus has announced that she's hitting the road for a 45 show North American tour under her own name instead of her Hannah Montana nom de guerre.

NOTE: Jekyll or Hyde this talentless spoiled brat needs to hurry and get a drug problem going so we can all move on and I don't have to watch my little cousins eyes glaze over in front of the TV while watching her bland antics....

Also, she has a weird top lip. So there.

1 comment:

whateveryouwantittosay said...

She probably has restylane in it.

*The one and only episode of nip/tuck I've seen was about an agent trying to convince the father of a baby model to plump up the babies lips to repair the "thin-lipped villainous grin".*

LOL. Truth is often stranger (or at least as strange) as fiction.