Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Pick Your Poison



United States Annual Causes of Deaths
Tobacco 435,000
Poor Diet and Physical Inactivity 365,000
Alcohol 85,000
Microbial Agents 75,000
Toxic Agents 55,000
Motor Vehicle Crashes 26,347
Adverse Reactions to Prescription Drugs 32,000
Suicide 30,622
Incidents Involving Firearms 29,000
Homicide 20,308
Sexual Behaviors 20,000
All Illicit Drug Use, Direct and Indirect 17,000
Non-Steroidal/Anti-Inflammatory Drugs (Such as asiprin) 7,600
Marijuana 0

Observations:
-Suicide is below prescription drugs. I bet lots of those prescription drugs were used to treat the suicidal tendencies in the first place....
- Sex is fucking risky!!
-Take ibuprofen for your hangovers, not asprin. Oh, and get way less hangovers.
-Eat better and go out dancing or something your lazy ass! California burrito's are not health food!
-Why does the US Government spend millions of our tax money on add against the only thing on this list that won't kill you? Marijuana.

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