Milk Your Birthday For All it's Worth!!

I use the entire month to celebrate my birthday. If you don't, you should probably get on that, it's awesome. If you're finding out funding a birthday month ain't cheap, check out the website below. It has all the free shit you can get on your birthday. Free scoops of ice cream, free desserts, free appetizers, and even free entire entrees!! Get on those e-mail lists, print our your coupons and celebrate until you feel like stoppin'!!

FRUGAL LIVING!!!

Get free birthday schwag!!!

All White Basketball League?!

Scientists: Their Tryin'!!

44th NFL SuperBowl Is Sunday!!!

I don't watch football all season but if you're still snubbing your nose on Superbowl Sunday it's probs because you don't have friends to celebrate with. Everybody loves a good Superbowl Party. Find a bar or party near your house and get drunk and yelling. Few things feel better than being caught up in the shared spirit of the Bowl while not having a care in the world who wins! You just get to kick back, get drunk and eat all the fattening food (Make things easier on your digestion, click here for healthy game day recipes).

At least know who is playing when you show up to party:

THE COLTS vs. THE SAINTS in Superbowl 44

Airs on CBS, The Who is playing the Half Time Show

The Super Bowl 2010 Kick Off Time is scheduled at:

6:30 PM Eastern Time

3:30 PM Pacific Time

Coming as No Surprise: Fresno Is America's "Drunkest" City

In the upcoming March issue of Men's Health magazine, editors name Fresno, Calif., the "drunkest" city in America; Boston will be named the most sober (ironic, considering Boston is home to the bar from the television show Cheers). According to USA Today, the list was created using "data such as death rates from alcoholic liver disease, booze-fueled car crashes, frequency of binge-drinking in the past month, number of DUI arrests and severity of DUI penalties." Some of America's largest cities fell pretty low on the list: Chicago came in at 85, New York at 93, Los Angeles at 48, and San Francisco at 86. The 10 "drunkest" cities on the list, all scoring a grade of F are, in order: Fresno; Reno, Nev.; Billings, Mont.; Riverside, Calif.; Austin, Texas; St. Louis; San Antonio; Lubbock, Texas; Tucson, Ariz.; and Bakersfield, Calif. Looking at the whole list, dscriber noted that "Western states tended to dominate the top 10 drunkest states and eastern states were more prone to be less drunk (with the exception of Salt Lake City—go figure.)" Salt Lake City came in at 97.

"Drunkest" cities:
(First I'd like to point out that cities with fucking public transportation are on the good side of the list. Wonder why?!?! I'd also love to point out that 3 of CA's "finest" cities are on the drunk list. And by finest I mean the most ridiculously lousy armpits of California. The list isn't raking which cities drink the most alcohol, it ranks which cities handle their alcohol the worst and with the least amount of public or personal safety and responsibility. Real Classy Fresno...)

Fresno, Calif.
Reno, Nev.
Billings, Mont.
Riverside, Calif.
Austin
St. Louis
San Antonio
Lubbock, Texas
Tucson
Bakersfield, Calif.

"Least drunk" cities:

Boston
Yonkers, N.Y.
Rochester, N.Y.
Salt Lake City
Miami
Newark
Durham, N.C.
New York City
Fort Wayne, Ind.
Manchester, N.H.

(San Diego is 28th on the list with D grade, not so cool....)

Read The Rest at USA Today

The Latest BMW SUV Should be Ashamed

Ashamed of being so ugly when all the other BMW's are so gorgeous. It makes me wanna barf.

NOW, The X6: Tapered down to a mere pinch of the car it used to be. Looks like a squashed beetle...




THEN, The X5: Classic BMW spacious roundedness abounded, a healthy dose of car

HAHA!! Billie Jean Literal Version

See More Literal Version Videos by DAS Jr. on Youtube

American Apparel Best Bottom Search

Last time I checked American Apparel was all about the "allure" of skin and bones. They somehow use sex to sell without EVER being sexy. Some of the models look like they were beaten and raped prior to the shoot. Could be true...word on the street is, the owner of AA is apprently a total violent d-bag. ANYWAY. Now they want to find the best junk in the trunk for men and women. As a total lover of the booty some of these pictures are downright jealous inducing, some have no chance. Check it out or enter for yourself!!

TOP 10 Submission on American Apparels Search for The Best Bottom in The World

4.28

mira

4.28

Stepho

4.24

DONK

4.19

bam!

4.11

Christine

4.10

Luba

4.06

Heidi

4.03

so yummy(:

4.02

cherry

Craigslist Missed Connection: Simultaneous Gesticulating

Runners Raising Roof - m4w

Date: 2010-01-22, 12:37PM

I didn't see you myself, but my friend who was running spotted you. You: two college-aged girls, probably at least half-white, brown hair, walking on the path off of N Torrey Pines Road wearing running clothes, at least one of whom was gesticulating in the manner of "raising the roof." Us: 21 and 22 year old pair of boys who frequently and with laudable prowess raise the roof ourselves; hence, the four of us are unquestionably soul-mates. We request that you contact us if you would like to get together and raise a roof or two around town sometime.

• Location: Torrey Pines Reserve Running Trail
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Tech Review: Powermat Portable Mat

Powermat Portable Mat

Editors' rating: 3.5 out of 5

The good: The Powermat successfully charges your phone without a wired connection.

The bad: The Powermat won't work with every handset, and you'll need to pay extra to charge more than one device simultaneously.

The bottom line: The Powermat isn't entirely free of wires, but it succeeds at being different and at powering your phone. On the other hand, we don't see it fulfilling a need.

Read The Full Review on CNET

Vice Party Tonite Marks ASR's Return!

If a Vice Party hits town and you hear the rumble of more skateboards than usual around town it can only mean one thing. ASR is back!!! ASR stands for action sports retail which mean the conference center downtown is showcasing all the latest gear in skating, snowboarding, body boarding and other extreme sports. It means hot skater boys and girls are all over the place and I personally am about to go work from a coffee shop downtown so I can spy all the hotties on wheels! This years Vice Party has Abe Vigoda on stage with local band Christmas Islands. It is set in a warehouse setting in Barrio Logan so it's sure to go off. And get this, free beer and tequila all night! RSVP HERE!!!

February is San Diego Museum Month!!

FROM DISCOVER SD:
While the onset of February is most often associated with the Hallmark-induced love appreciation of Valentine’s Day and the bead-tossing imbibing abasement that is Mardi Gras, it is also the time of year for locals to enjoy the month-long celebration of San Diego museums.

Created in 1989, Museum Month strives to promote awareness of San Diego's captivating museums, intriguing historical sites, educational institutions and cultural offerings. And with half-price admission, how could you possibly say no? From North County favorites like the Oceanside Museum of Art and the LUX Art Institute to Balboa Park gems such as MoPA, Natural History, and Air & Space, these San Diego museums are definitely worth a trip.

How It Works: During the month of February, you can enjoy half-price admission at 39 participating museums in San Diego. Pick up a free Museum Month Pass at any Macy's in San Diego, El Centro, or Temecula. One Pass is good for half-price admission for up to 4 visitors to each museum.

This February, and all year long, we encourage you to live and learn and discover San Diego museums. To help plan your personalized entertainment schedule, we’ve compiled a list of our top ten favorite museums. Get details here.

The Muslims (The Soft Pack) Doing Letterman!!!!!

Instead of watching my beloved LOST I went to see The Soft Pack play at the Tower Bar. I do not regret my decision, no where near it! They were insane. Local band, Beaters, opened for them, whom I really really liked, well done punk music. The Tower Bar was packed, I love it when it's sweaty and hard to move around! The only sad part was the $2 tall cans have inflated to $5 now!! OUCH. But fuck it, I somehow found the other few people who's body commanded them to dance as The Soft Pack opened up their set. They played old favorites and new songs off their self titled new album released on Feb. 2, you may have their bad ass single "Answer to Yourself" on the radio? They ended the set with my new favorite Parasite. So intense. So intense that me and some crazy girl waving her hair had to start a psuedo mosh pit. Sorry, I do what my body tells me to when it's responding to rhythm. The show was awesome, I just wish I saw it in a city where people weren't STILL concerned with looking unshaken and unaffected in the presence of truly great music!!!

AND GUESS WHAT?? The Soft Pack plays on The Letterman Show on February 12th!!

If you haven't seen The Soft Pack in a small venue you may have missed your oppourtunity folks. They have a show in Philly, NYC and then have a long ass tour through Europe. LONG LIVE THE MUSLIMS (THE SOFT PACK)!!!!!!!!!!

Bag Cereal is no substitute for the box!

The cereal box is not only classic but it's necessary. It holds in the freshness, it supports the crinkly waxy bag within. It keeps the prizes safe (if you're still eating that kind of cereal). It helps the cereal stand up on the shelf, nice and neat, recognizable like a delicious breakfast beacon (or any other meal). But this bag biz just ruins everything. It slumps on the shelf, makes things go stale faster and is a very clear sign of how poor your are now or your parents were when you were a kid. Spend the extra 45 cents, get the box cereal and recycle the box to make yourself feel better!

Huge Debate: The Muslims vs. LOST Premiere

The Muslims (Now called The Soft Pack):

The Muslims (my favorite SD band) play a FREE Show (my favorite price) at The Tower Bar (my favorite SD Bar) TONITE. It's their CD release party and their new album is supposed to be insane. This is one of those times right before a regional band gets huge and you kick yourself for not going to more of their small shows (although I'm pretty fucking stocked up on seeing the Muslims play if I ever needed bragging rights). It's just that I haven't seen them play in over a year and I'm feigning. Haven't been to Tower Bar since the night Obama was elected either. And it's fucking FREE! It will be crowded as hell but that makes Muslims shows and Tower shows, what they are!!!

Only Problem Is......

TONIGHT IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOST Airs at 8-11 PM on ABC (First hour is a recap followed by a 2 Hour Premiere)

I have been a faithful LOSTie for many many years. I've put in the time, watched Season 5 again, joined the spirited, agonizing and exciting debates over what the fuck is going on. I love Lost and I can't wait for new episodes. A friend is throwing a party tonight and we're all so stoked. WHY OH WHY does it have to be the same night as this show? Chances are they go on around 11pm and MAYBE I can scoot over there but it WILL be sold out, hands down, for sure. I'm still gonna try though, the adrenaline after what is surely to be an insane premiere might be enough for me bust through the wall just at the set begins!

Buzz Feeds Tablet Comparison

TECH BUZZ Sits about even, honestly. [Ed Note: Ah, but can you make the iPad skip across water? Probably not. I might just go with the other tablet, assuming the price point is below $500.]

See it here on BuzzFeed

Year One: Really Funny if you're a Jack Black Fan

It's the same hilarious hijinks from Jack Black accompanied by Michael Cera's typical quiet yet funny diminutive presence. If you're just looking to laugh at something funny and lite check it out!

Craigslist Missed Connection: Even Lesbians Can Read Women Wrong

Classy Sassy Lady - w4w

Date: 2010-01-17, 8:12PM
Nothing says "Come hither" like "Don't fucking touch me." That fire in your eyes told me you were really digging my smooth moves. You totally should have come back to Chatsworth and had some champagne and a dip in the moldy fish pond I call a hot tub. I'm a lawyer, after all, so obviously I have loads of money, and everyone knows money buys charm.


Location: Catalina Lounge
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Grammy 2010 Awards

CONGRATUALTIONS TO:
-Beyonce for winning what truly is the song of the year if not song of the decade with Single Ladies (the only thing I can agree with Kanye West on)
-Beyonce again for winning the most trophies in one night by any female artist (6!)
-Lady Gaga for infusing art, wonder, creativity and DIFFERENCE in the music and arts scene. Keep inspiring us to be weird, different and EXPRESSIVE!!
-Jamie Foxx and T-Pain: We needed a new dance hit to bump to, love Blame it!
-Taylor Swift, for becoming America's most overrated and under-talented (not to mention freakish) faux artist in a long time.
(Six Magical Creatures that look like Taylor Swift)

Album of the Year
* Taylor Swift – Fearless

Record of the Year
* Kings of Leon – “Use Somebody”

Song of the Year
* Beyoncé – “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)”

Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals
* Black Eyed Peas – “I Gotta Feeling”

Best Rap Solo Performance
* Jay-Z – “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)”

Best Country Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals
* Lady Antebellum - “I Run To You”

Best Rock Album
* Green Day – 21st Century Breakdown

Best Country Album
* Fearless - Taylor Swift

Best New Artist
* Zac Brown Band

Best Female Pop Vocal Performance
* Beyoncé – “Halo”

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance
* Jason Mraz – “Make It Mine”

Best Pop Collaboration With Vocals
* Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillat – “Lucky”

Best Pop Vocal Album
* Black Eyed Peas – The E.N.D.

Best Dance Recording
* Lady Gaga – “Poker Face”


Best Female R&B Vocal Performance
* Beyoncé – “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)”

Best Male R&B Vocal Performance
* Maxwell – “Pretty Wings”

Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals
* Jamie Foxx & T-Pain – “Blame It”

Best Traditional R&B Vocal Performance
* Beyoncé – “At Last”

If you just type "is" into Google:

The First Five Things to Pop Up Are:

is lady gaga a man
is lady gaga a hermaphrodite
is the world gonna end in 2012
is santa claus real
is bronchitas contagious

More Males Getting Breast Reductions

(No Stranger to moobs (or, man boobs), American Idol judge Simon Cowell is pictured at right)

The fastest growing part of the cosmetic surgery industry—at least in the United Kingdom—is breast reduction for men, according to the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons. Despite the recession, more and more people are getting cosmetic procedures done, the BBC reported. Nine out of 10 procedures done in the United Kingdom are performed on women, but breast reductions in men saw an 80 percent year-over-year increase, the highest of any single operation type. One surgeon told the BBC that the pressure created by men's magazines was partly to blame. But media coverage isn't the only problem. "Quite a few cases are caused by obesity, and we often say to men to look at their lifestyles before thinking about the scalpel" the surgeon told the BBC. Other popular procedures on men included nose jobs and surgery on the skin around the eyes.

Read More on the BBC
More pictures of man boobs

New Comedies Might Be Coming out of Sundance Film Fest!

Ten different films were sold over the course of Sundance's 10 days with "only a couple of the more prominent distributors [going] home without dropping a dime," according to the Hollywood Reporter. "There's a sense of relief and comfort that the market is still pretty healthy," one movie financier told the paper. "The pace of sales is more deliberate now. If you check back in three to four months, I think you'll find more films will have sold than in previous years." Deals don't happen as quickly, and they aren't as big as they used to be, according to the paper, but several distributors spent seven figures on single titles. The Weinstein Co. picked up Blue Valentine, a Ryan Gosling-Michelle Williams drama about a marriage on the rocks; Roadside bought Winter's Bone, a disturbing thriller; and IFC Films acquired The Killer Inside Me, a controversial film that split audiences, some of whom were disturbed by the movie's violent scenes.

Check out possible up coming comedies HERE!

The Standouts:
-Jonah HIl and John C. Reilley team up! Cyrus
-Adrien Brody does a pot comedy?! HIGH School

SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL 2010 WEBSITE

Spike Lee in SD Tonight for SD Black Film Fest

The San Diego Black Film Festival is January 28th-31st. It includes a whole slew of films about and done by Black filmakers and actors. San Diego has many film festivals throughout the year and each one has it's own unique flair. Tickets are pretty reasonable and if you can't afford to see a screening, don't miss out on the Red Carpet experience at the Manchester Hyatt TONIGHT. Spike Lee and Danny Glover are the guests of honor and you never know who else you will see!

Get Screening Times and More Info on The San Diego Black Film Festival Website

Ozzy Osbourne Gives Lady Gaga 2 Thumbs Up!!

Osbourne also discussed the current state of the music industry and the "manufacturing" of artists today.
"It's completely different -- they're manufactured people now... like ice cream.
"Every now and then somebody comes out and I really like them -- I really like this Lady Gaga."

(Read the rest HERE)

The Uniqueness of Humans

This is a KILLER talk on humans vs. animals. The speaker is brilliant while still being hilarious and engaging. Do you brain a favor and put some knowledge and new thought in there. It takes as much time to watch as an episode as 30 Rock but you get so much more. It's great food for though to impress your friends, family or chick/dude you wanna impress!

(Start 5 minutes in for the beginning of the speech)

iPad. Somebody shoulda rethought that name...

Apple revealed it's new tablet yesterday, unfortunately named, the iPad. Like most people it instantly made me snicker and crack a few jokes about feminine hygiene products. Why not name the next iPod the iTampon? When's the next iDouche coming out Jobs? Whatever. The thing is sleek like ALL Apple products. Does cool shit, like ALL Apple products. Costs more than its rivals, like ALL Apple products and has had more hype than its worth. Like ALL Apple products. Check out the video and see for yourself why the iPad is just another piece of technology that cyber dorks will HAVE TO HAVE but you and I will not. Yes the browser is fast. But bottom line, it's a massive iPhone or its like you broke the screen off your laptop and can now touch it. They try and make is seem revolutionary but it's a screen. A screen you touch to use. And that is it.

SEE iPad Video HERE

Read more about the naming fiasco on The Washington Post and see the Mad TV iPad sketch below, done before the reveal!

Funny Face, awesome classic to watch!

Not only do we get to enjoy the gorgeous face of Audrey Hepburn but we get to see Fred Astaire dance. It's a very advanced film for it's time with really artistic flair and gorgeous photography. Much of it is set in Paris which looks lovely in the late 1950's time period the movie was filmed. It's actually a very funny movie. There are many irreverent jokes and ribs at the then uber hip Beatnik movement and lots of inside jokes on the late 50's fashion world. The fashion is innovative and classic even now and the story line is sweet and engaging. Try it out!!

US Government for Sale!!

On January 21st, in the case of Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, the Supreme Court held that "the constitutional guarantee of free speech means that corporations can spend unlimited sums to help elect favored candidates or defeat those they oppose." The activist 5-4 decision struck down a 63-year-old ban that ensured corporations may not use their enormous profits to support or oppose candidates.

Ian Millhiser of the Center for American Progress Action Fund observed, "Today's decision does far more than simply provide Fortune 500 companies with a massive megaphone to blast their political views to the masses; it also empowers them to drown out any voices that disagree with them." Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), who is already pushing legislation to rectify the Court's decision, warned, "The law itself will be bought and sold. It would be political bribery on the largest scale imaginable." "The Supreme Court has thrust politics back to the robber-baron era of the 19th century," the New York Times writes today.

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Don't Put on Jazz When You're Trying to Get in the Mood

Smooth jazz is just balls out lame and should only be used for men with ponytails in their 40's trying to seduce women in the same age bracket with 60% less hair than them and a penchant for lame sex mood music. And as much as I LOVE JAZZ, it does not work when you're getting hot and heavy. The pussy drying effects of jazz are astounding. Last night I told the guy I was dating to put on some Bob Marley. In an effort to impress he put on a jazz rendition of Natty Dread. Needless to say we were listening to the real version in about 45 seconds flat....

Good Sex Music:

-Dub, Mellow reggae (not to be confused with dance hall or radio reggae (Sean Paul, Matisyahu, etc)

-Interpol (Darker, moodier sex can be super hot)

-Kings of Leon (the first albums are the hottest)

-Radiohead (cuz everyone loves Radiohead)

-Bjork (freaks the more macho dudes out though)

-Jimi Hendrix (Keep Foxey Lady on the playlist and things can get real sexy, it brings out the animal in us ladies!)

-TV on the Radio (Sex with a funky vibe, very hot)

-Postal Service (Indie Sex classic)

-Tip for mix playlists: Resist the urge to add the soul classics of our parents like "Let Get It On" and other giggle inducing sex songs of yore used for comedic affect in the Austin Powers series'...

-Tip for mix playlists: "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer is just a little to creepy for sex with someone fairly new

-Tip for mix playlists: Make a few diff lists in case the lady or guy you bring home ISNT into sex to the soundtrack of Ludacris' sexiest hits. Review each song for possible odd and awkward interludes or crazy parts of the song that might mix up the flow of things.

Craigslist Missed Connection: Nope, she had it right....

There are many meanings of the word gay. One means you favor having sex with someone the same gender as you, one means you are happy and one, in it's most contradictory and unfortunate incarnation, means you are very lame. Below is a perfect example of what happens when the correct adjective is used but the person thinks of the noun. He thinks the girl thinks he likes men. I have a feeling she was telling him how very lame it is to dance with your shirt off in front of a crowd of people laughing AT you not WITH you and think you are somehow on the top of the world....

you thought i was a hot gay guy dancing - m4w

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Date: 2010-01-26, 1:16AM PST

Reply to: pers-chf4w-1571019861@craigslist.org

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You thought I was gay because of the club and my dancing. I had my shirt off and wasn't wearing much. I saw you looking at me a few times and I talked to your guy friend. I was just there to dance that night but didn't want to ruin your night of dancing. I put on a good show and got everyone chearing me on and got lost in the moment then you were gone. I will continue to go dancing hoping to meet you. Just come up to me and say you like my tattoo of my family crest. I'm not gay but enjoy to dance and go out on a date with you. I like to show off what I have and enjoy all the compliments from everyone. But I would be yours to hold and touch.

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