Craigslist Missed Connection: Simultaneous Gesticulating

Runners Raising Roof - m4w

Date: 2010-01-22, 12:37PM

I didn't see you myself, but my friend who was running spotted you. You: two college-aged girls, probably at least half-white, brown hair, walking on the path off of N Torrey Pines Road wearing running clothes, at least one of whom was gesticulating in the manner of "raising the roof." Us: 21 and 22 year old pair of boys who frequently and with laudable prowess raise the roof ourselves; hence, the four of us are unquestionably soul-mates. We request that you contact us if you would like to get together and raise a roof or two around town sometime.

• Location: Torrey Pines Reserve Running Trail
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Original URL: http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/mis/1565541834.html

Craigslist Missed Connection: Shy people can't be rockstars

we almost collided near horton - m4w - 25 (city)

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Reply to: pers-yetfr-1246138167@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-29, 5:45PM PDT

You = blond pulled back in a ponytail. Squarish glasses on such a nice face. A black t-shirt showing off a very delicious midriff just over your low-rise jeans.

You almost hit me with your smaller, elegant looking hand as I walked the other way.

I think you are a rockstar, clearly.
I am.
A bit of a shy one though.
Maybe you see this.
Maybe describe me, if I made anything of an impression on you.

• Location: city
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1246138167

Craiglist Missed Connections: Break Up Practice

girl who dumped me over the phone at 1:30am - m4w 44 (somewhere)
Reply to: pers-ganvv-1242535013@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-27, 10:47AM PDT


You called me at 1:30 AM to tell me over and over that you don't want to be with me any more.
The problem is, I don't know who you are, and I tried to explain that.

In retrospect, it would have been more fun to play along, but I was a bit too groggy to think fast.
Oh well, next time a wrong number breaks up with me, I'll be ready.

Give me a call if you want to practice dumping guys, I guess my number's probably in your phone now.
Try to call before 10 though.

* Location: somewhere
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Craiglist Missed Connections: Time to move out

i am your landlord - m4w - 45 (el cajon)

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Reply to: pers-v5g7g-1239006621@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-25, 8:31AM PDT

i am your landlord, hang out with you and your guy occasionally, and think you are sooooo hot!

• Location: el cajon
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1239006621

NOTE: This dude is 45 and a landlord in EL CAJON. The white man's ghetto. Chances are he comes over completely uninvited, which is illegal for a landlord to do to his or her tenants.

Craigslist Missed Connection: I have my mind made up, THAT twin is hotter

the twins at my bar - m4w - 30 (Petco Ballpark)

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Reply to: pers-dcgb8-1225589579@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-16, 11:41PM PDT

you were two girls (twins i believe) one wearing a black sweater and the othere wearing a white outfit. I was wondering if the one in black is single. You caught my eye and you know you kept catching me looking at you. If this is you tell me what you were drinking.. I am the bartender.

• Location: Petco Ballpark
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Note: It's quite possible the bartender was a goth and liked the twin in black. Then I thought, what kind of of goth gets a fucking Petco Park bartending job!?

Craigslist Missed Connection: You have read mis-read the situation

Looking for brunette cashier from Ralphs Downtown - m4w (Downtown)
Reply to: pers-cpetn-1147137044@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-30, 1:26AM PDT


You've helped me in line a few times now, and always have a sexy apathetic demeanor to you. Your name tag starts with a K, and you have some arm tattoos. Catch me if you're curious.

* Location: Downtown
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Translation:
Im the guy who asks you to do stupid shit like tell me how much this pack of gum I have no intention of buying is and asks where the Magnum Condoms are that will definentely never fit me just so I can talk to you. Youre being apathetic not because youre trying to be sexy but because you are on to me and know I'm a douche bag and want me out of your "god damn face". When I leave you will definitely be rolling your eyes and talking shit about me using words like douche, bro, idiot and possibly motherfucker. Youre way cooler and way more suave boyfriend did your tats. You are NOT curious and you will NOT be catching me.


PostingID: 1147137044

Craiglist Missed Connection: A lesson in misguided flattery

Hot mom w/ ugly daughter - In & Out Burger - m4w - 27 (In and Out Burger Mission Valley)
Reply to: pers-twj5z-1132511295@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-21, 12:22AM PDT


Way to hog all the hot-dna. Let's get together, I'll take you and your butt-ugly daughter out for fast food.

* Location: In and Out Burger Mission Valley
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PostingID: 1132511295

Missed Connection: Stoner Dedication

TO ALL THE LADIES I'VE MISSED WHILE GETTIN HIGH - m4w - 18 (PENASQUITOS [PQ])

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Reply to: pers-1037975919@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-16, 8:48PM PST

LADIES LADIES, FOR THE LAST TIME, IM SO SORRY!

THEY SAY THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE. WELL, MY GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER WHEN IT COMES FROM THIS SIDE OF THE BOARDER. SO I GUESS IM BLESSED IN A WAY. IM NOT AN EDUCATED MAN, BUT THEN AGAIN THERES A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EDUCATION AND INTELLEGENCE. ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE IS: IF I SPENT AS MUCH MONEY ON MY DATES, AS I DO ON MARY JANE. I MIGHT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY NOW.

I'VE CONTEMPLATED GOING 50/50 ON THE WHOLE THING, BUT ID BE HALF ASSING IT ALL. AFTERALL, NOONE WANTS TO SPLIT A MEAL, ESPECIALY WHEN THEIR HALF-BAKED.

THAT’S WHY IVE DECIDED TO STAY LOYAL TO THE ONE WOMAN WHO WILL NEVER LEAVE MY SIDE. MISS MARY JANE!

I SINCERLY APOLOGIOSE TO ALL THE OTHER LADIES I MAY I MEET (ESPECIALY THE GOOD LOOKING ONES), WERE I NOT GETTING STONED OUT OF MY MIND.

PEACE, LOVE, SEX, AND GETTIN HIGH!,

CONOR DANIELLS HIMSELF!

• Location: PENASQUITOS [PQ]
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1037975919

Missed Connection: Classic Tale of Jock n Nerd Love

Nerdy Girl in Geology Class - m4w - 25 (gc)
Reply to: pers-1009351476@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-01-26, 11:55PM PST


you rock. I want to see your notes.

• Location: gc
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1009351476

Missed Connection: Public Service Annoucement

Community Warning: Watch out for this GUY!!!! - m4w

Reply to: pers-1004504350@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-01-23, 9:48AM

All greed and no caring.
What can you buy for me?
Where can you take me?
How much can I take you for?
Im cute,short (only 5 ft 6...So that means you cant wear heels), use steriods and can only last 5 minutes (or less) in bed. I cant handle a real relationship, but I will tell you anything you want to hear to get to your pocketbook. I have every story to tell too. You will never see your money again! I work in Pacific Beach, but get beat easy in fights. The last guy broke some of my ribs

• Location: liar-ville
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Original URL:http://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/mis/1004504350.html

Missed Connection: Have you been there?

Drunk girl at AT&T store saturday morning - m4w (Point Loma)

Reply to: pers-958372471@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-12-15, 12:54AM PST


You were there with your friend who lost her phone and you were still kinda drunk from the night before, which you don't remember. You went back later the same day and I meant to talk to you again. Anyway, if you happen to check this, hit me up.


Location: Point Loma
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Drunk on Saturday Morning trying to run errands with your friend? It's the holiday season, if you haven't woke up drunk or hungover lately, you either don't have a job (no Work Holiday Party) or you don't have friends (No Ugly Sweater Parties).

Missed Connection: How Cute-ish

United flight 395 from Chicago to San Diego- Seat 31B - m4w (bankers hill)

Reply to: pers-954859407@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-12-12, 1:43AM PST


we fell asleep holding hands. you were a cute young blonde on the way back from germany, with tattoo's- one of an old bf's name. i was a sleepy blonde in a blue sweater. im kicking myself for not asking for your number. email?


Location: bankers hill
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 954859407

Lesson Learned from A Missed Connection

you need to just stop..... - m4w
Reply to: pers-888529622@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-10-21, 7:37PM

seriously? we're not even dating and there's drama..... i made some mistakes in judgement which have now snowballed into a completely unacceptable amount of stress for 2 people not dating....

 
you are a very nice person and i enjoy your friendship... we are not and never will date so lets just have you stop worrying about it.... i am not attracted to you in that way, period.

Note:A. I didn't didn't ghost write the above. B. Ladies, take heed! This could be you and dudes, lately, this could totally be YOU too. Everybody just CHILL out and enjoy peoples company. When has forcing it ever worked anyway? Creating drama isn't creating passion. Really impress the object of your desire by being real, chill, and honest.