Friday, January 15, 2010
San Diego Restaurant Week is Here!!
The Chargers vs. The Jets

Thursday, January 14, 2010
There is an Awkward Boners Dot Com!

AwkwardBoners.com was found while I was googling one of my favorite sites, AwkardFamilyPhotos.com. I think I might like Awkward Boners even better? I dunno, it's pervvy but it's also hilarious. And who doesn't love an ill timed boner anyway??




And then there is: Awkward Engagement Photos
See a GREAT Collection of Awkward Engagement Photos on Nerve Blog!!




New Jersey Becomes 14th State to Allow Medical Marijuana


States That Allow Medical Marijuana:
Alaska
California
Colorado
District of Columbia
Hawaii
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Montana
Nevada
New Mexico
Oregon
Rhode Island
Vermont
Washington
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Leno/O'Brian Timeslot Change Fallout, sad AND hilarious

After much speculation, Conan O'Brien released a statement yesterday addressed to "People of Earth," in which he said that he "cannot participate in what I honestly believe is [the show's] destruction." He was referring to NBC's decision to take Jay Leno out of prime time and give him a half-hour show at 11:35 p.m. NBC executives were hoping that O'Brien could follow at 12:05 a.m. But in his letter O'Brien refused, stating that pushing the show to 12:05 would hurt the franchise that he grew up watching. All of this drama clearly made great fodder for the late-night shows, and Gawker has helpfully compiled a bunch of clips into one page.
(Read More about the debacle here)
Check Out Hilarious Clips on Gawker!
Dominoes Takes a Hint and Changes Entire Recipe
Don't Try Arguing With A Woman....

(Another corny chuckler from my corny chucklin' Aunt)
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
Legal Marijuana Bill Making Strides Through CA Legislature

Yesterday marked a significant milestone for marijuana policy reform: In California, legislation that would remove penalties for adult marijuana use was approved by a major committee in the state legislature.
This is the first time in U.S. history that a bill to tax and regulate marijuana ever made it to a state legislative committee, and it passed with a majority of the vote!
After hearing testimony from advocates — including MPP's California policy director Aaron Smith — the Assembly Public Safety Committee voted 4-3 in support of A.B. 390, the landmark legislation authored by Assemblymember Tom Ammiano (D-San Francisco).
Unfortunately, legislative rules and deadlines are preventing the bill from progressing further, but the groundbreaking success in the Public Safety Committee is a signal that we're making big strides. For the first time, state lawmakers were forced to seriously consider replacing marijuana prohibition with legal regulation — and they said yes.
California has a reputation for leading the nation in bold policy changes, and we've only seen the beginning of marijuana policy reform there.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
See Pulp Fiction and more at Birch Theatre

The beautiful Birch Theatre in North Park has lots going on it appears! They screen films there with their series "Monday Movies in North Park" and whoever is picking has great taste (and a penchant for Tarantino...). Inglorious Bastards was this week and Pulp Fiction is next week on Monday! It's $7 to get in and $10 gets you a beer or wine along with your ticket! A friend said they had no problem sneaking alcohol in. There are nearby restaurants to hit up before and after like delicious Urban Solace or the Linkery. And I had the ahi at seemingly douche bagesque haunt West Coast Tavern (attached to the theater) and I have to admit, I was impressed! Go out and have a North Park night very soon!
8 - The Beatles' Abbey Road Live, (show cancelled)
9 - The Beatles' Abbey Road Live, performed by ROCKOLA and The Magical Symphony Youth Orchestra
11 - "Inglorious Basterds" - Monday Movies in North Park*
13 - "The Birdcage" MONTHLY SCREENING SERIES-Special Engagement: FilmOut San Diego
16 - La Jolla Music Society Dance Series: MOMIX
18 - "Pulp Fiction" - Monday Movies in North Park *
23 - MAJESTY - Coronation 2010
25 - "Reservoir Dogs" - Monday Movies in North Park*
28 - San Diego's Ultimate Band Competition Presented by Mannequin Vanity Records & The West Coast Tavern
29 - The Residents - presented by the Casbah *
Craigslist Missed Connection: The Intense PB Dating Scene
The girl who tackled me - m4w (PB)
Date: 2010-01-10, 3:44PM PST
Me: tall guy with dark hair walking west on garnet You: beautiful brunette with long hair walking east on garnet. As we approached I juked right and cut left but you managed to wrap me up and bring me down! I find solid open field tackling skills to be an extremely attractive quality in a woman and no easy feat as I am lighting fast with Barry Sanders moves, especially after 10 or so drinks.
ps did you have heals on?
pps your hair smells really good !
- Location: PB
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Want To Live Longer? Step Away From the TV.

Turns out, your mother was right: It's time to get off the couch and stop watching TV. It's killing you. Australian researchers found that each hour spent watching TV translates into an 18 percent greater risk of dying from cardiovascular disease and an 11 percent greater risk of all causes of death, reports the Los Angeles Times. The first thing that comes to mind is that obviously those who watch more TV will have a greater risk of death since they're probably more likely to be overweight and less likely to get exercise. But researchers found the connection between TV-watching and death from cardiovascular disease even among those of a healthy weight who exercised. And we're not talking about small numbers. Those who watched more than four hours a day had an 80 percent greater risk of dying from cardiovascular disease than those who watched fewer than two hours a day. Bottom line? Even if you exercise, it's not good to be sitting inactive in front of a television (or computer!) for hours at a time.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Important Entertainment Dates!

Michael Cera's Publicity Stunt on Jersey Shore
SAN FRANCISCO — Youth in Revolt star Michael Cera looks older than the sex-starved 16-year-old he plays in the adaptation of C.D. Payne’s classic novel. The wry, almost-lanky actor is confident and taller than you’d expect. He certainly doesn’t look like a “Guido” fromJersey Shore.
To promote Friday’s release of Youth in Revolt, Cera insisted that MTV set him up with Shore’s cast of gauche party cretins for a makeover, Sicilian-style. If Cera’s brand new hairdo (courtesy of DJ Pauly D) and a hop in the hot tub with spray-tan hotties doesn’t send the masses flocking to the box office this weekend, nothing will.
For all its cringe-worthy hair catastrophes, Cera’s perfect composure during the publicity stunt (video at right) illustrates his potent presence as an actor.
It’s a role the 21-year-old is just growing into this year, as he portrays two cult characters on the big screen.
So Who Are Those Ole Ladies in Red and Purple Hats?!

You've probably seen them. A pack of about 12-20 old ladies in Red and Purple, they have zany hats and embellished sweaters. You seem walking downtown, on the trolley, at restaurants. It's all women and they are ALWAYS having a blast. Turns out they are part of the Red Hat Society. I looked them up online and I loved what they were all about. Basically just enjoying fun and frivolity!!
Friday, January 8, 2010
Last Day for $ 20.10 Anniversary Special!

$20.10 Anniversary Special from Cohn Restaurant's
V Magazine’s Plus-Size Photo Shoot
This shoot has been hyped for ages, ever since Glamour announced it was upping the ante by devoting a big photo shoot of its own to celebrate plus-size models. I'm sure everyone has their own opinion but from the comments I read, and agree with, these models are yes, sexy, but in boring boring boring poses and wearing hideous and lame clothes! Where is the high fashion? The interesting poses that flatter? Where are the striking faces even? This could have been waaaaaay more alluring and well done. A bit disappointed.
comments I read,
Here’s Why Those Morons At ABC Kicked Adam Lambert Off The Air
Gawker obtained the incredibly asinine complaints from ABC viewers over Adam Lambert’s appearance on the American Music Awards. The bigotry and idiocy contained here will make you wonder a) why the hell ABC did any damn thing at all, let alone listen to these wackos and b) whether it will be 100 or 200 years before this country can handle gays on television.
Seriously, you want to stop reading right now if you are easily offended by words that you can’t say on network TV… or by disgusting idiocy.
Remember, folks: if you love gay people, you’re a… Nazi. That’s right. You’re a member of a political party that attempted to exterminate… gay people. Love the logic there.
There’s a slew of these sick e-mails, but we couldn’t stand it anymore. Read the rest here.
Self-Inflicted Stab Wounds and Other Ways to Die

According to a New York Post Page Six source, the troubled comic and “Howard Stern Show” regular attempted to take his own life over the weekend. A law-enforcement source told the paper that his mother found him in his New York apartment on Saturday morning and frantically called 911.
Lange reportedly suffered six “hesitation wounds” and three deep plunges.
Lange underwent surgery and was saved despite severe bleeding.
Earlier this week, Howard Stern talked about Lange’s long battle with drug addiction, saying, “We all have our demons. Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He’s a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don’t forget how great he is.”
As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Lange has been absent from the radio show in recent weeks, having left on an indefinite hiatus earlier in December.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
A Hodad's is going in East Village!
You know, Hodad's. The uber popular slightly overrated burger joint at the hopping OB corner of Bacon and Newport. During the summer the line to get in and grub those greasy delicious burgers and fries served by hot surfers goes around the block. It's quintessential OB. Sun, brews, burgers and bro's. But now the burger joint is adding a location in a section of North East Village that is nowhere near as gentrified as the South Section. It's right by homeless meth-head haunt turned dive bar, Chee Chee's. It's a block from Pokez on 10th and Broadway. Doubt people will want to be hanging out in line in THAT area. Maybe grab a drink at hip bar El Dorado while you wait for you food....
Black People Love Us

Black People Love Us is nowhere near as funny as Stuff White People Like but it should be mentioned....
Welcome to our website:
Black People Love Us!
We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN' domain name and a killer website!!
"God's" Wrath Burns Corporate De Je Vu Offices?
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
PB Reality Show, San Diego's Latest Embarrassment


I am not making this up. I knew San Diego was capable of this, just not smart enough to pull it off. Ok, smart is the wrong word, not driven enough to pull it off. Wow.
See For Yourself
Poll: Most Americans Dislike Their Jobs

A new poll by the Conference Board research group finds that only 45 percent of Americans are satisfied with their jobs—the lowest number since the group began conducting the poll 22 years ago. Researchers suspect the drop may be caused by two factors: workers' growing disinterest in their jobs (in another record low, only 51 percent of people polled said they found their work interesting), and poor wage growth in comparison to the cost of living. People under the age of 25 were most unhappy with their jobs (64 percent) while people ages 25 to 34—those next in line for jobs when baby boomers retire—were happiest, reporting 47 percent job satisfaction. While growing dissatisfaction can be somewhat pegged to the recession, economists say that the trend has been on the rise since the '80s and could make it harder for the U.S. to regain a competitive edge once the economy gets back on its feet.
Read the Rest on Time
Muriel's Wedding: Not that Funny

For a cover that boasts it's hysterically funny you'd think it would be mostly funny right? This is a cult classic and the reviews were wild, it's won many awards. It sounded like one of those "ugly small town girl moves to the big city for a makeover montage and becomes fabulous." Hilarity ensues and a new cult classic is added to my collection. It was NOTHING like that. First of all Muriel is super de duper tough on the eyes, even AFTER the makeover! She doesn't have lots of promise like most pre-coming of age plot stars and maybe it's the Australian based humor but I didn't not laugh much. In fact, things were kind of depressing throughout the entire movie. It gets seriously heavy in the end and nothing really resolves. I'd recommend seeing it because it's a cult classic and it's your duty but not because I liked it.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Fr. Alfred D'Souza Quotes
Beware: Marriage, Babymaking Propaganda (even when it makes no sense)

Plot in Nutshell:
-Super loving and connected couple with a hot and interesting sex life (includes hot role playing in bars and ball room dancing classes) makes decision to not get married and have children because they never want expectations to sour what they have and just plain DON'T.
-Super loving couple is forced to visit inlaws for the holidays.
-In laws are incredibly insufferable, horrible, ridiculous and savage. Causes super loving couple to fight and break things off.
-Fighting couple sleeps in respective child hood rooms for ONE night, looks at pictures of their families when they were kids.
-Fighting couple decides that having kids and marriage IS what you HAVE TO DO.
-Fighting couple has a child. Does not tell inlaws or extended family.
Basically by the end of the movie the filmakers/producers/studio decided to puss out and inject the ancient and archaic traditional values of this ass backwards nation into an already very very weak script with lackluster performances from a cast of top Hollywood players. If they had filmed everyone showing up to payroll to pick up their huge checks it would have been more realistic....
Why Music Sounded Worse in the '00s

Music has gotten louder over the last 10 years, but that doesn't mean it's gotten better. In fact, the opposite is true, according to a record mastering engineer speaking on NPR's "All Things Considered." Dynamic compression of music softens the loud parts of music and magnifies the quiet parts, effectively making a song jump out of iPod or radio speakers at a greater volume. Over the last decade, this has become an increasingly common practice. At the same time, the digital compression that allows an MP3 player to hold so many songs takes away some of the nuances of the original recording and introduces a lot of extra noise.
Read the Rest on NPR