Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Misguided Rap Lyrics Central


This Episode: David Guetta's "Sexy Bitch"

Lyrics: : "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl, without being disrespectful"

Note: At first I'm like oh how nice, FINALLY a rapper (or an indie guy who kind of raps?) who wants to really describe a fine beautiful woman he's encountered at the club, I bet he'll really do her justice, this is great!

His Attempt At A Respectful Way to Describe The Girl:

Lyrics: Damn girl, a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch

Note: Um. TOTAL FUCKING MISS. Nice try Dave. And by nice I mean, you are probably a retarded douche, leave the sexy bitch be....

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