Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Craigslist Missed Connection: Don't Take a Date to a Chain Restaurant

we had dinnr at chillis on fairmont - m4w - 23 (sdsu)
Date: 2009-11-24, 9:55PM PST
Reply to: pers-683r3-1481477158@craigslist.org

I picked you up for dinner tuesday night. It was our first meeting, and i really enjoyed it. You prob want read this but if you do I hope to spend more time with you, I see us having alot of fun together.

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NOTE: That guy's not getting a second date, bet the girl was laughing with her friends about how lame you were. MOST women count it as a very bad sign if you pick them up and take them out to an American chain restaurant. Bennigan's, Chilli's, TGIFriday's, Fudrucker's, Ruby Tuesday's, The Olive Garden and Applebee's should be off limits. And yes, even Macroni Grill and Cheesecake Factory. Those restaurants were made for people who'd sacrifice quality, flavor and a real dining experience for oversized portions of calorie loaded flavorless food. It's fucking San Diego, go on Yelp and impress her with a really cool local restaurant (there are so many!). You'll support small business, find a new favorite, eat way less calories, and have a higher chance at scoring some post date sex or a second date.

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