Axe is Officially for Douche Bags Who Probably Don't Get Laid

If you wear Axe, chances are you aren't getting laid. It's smells like any other dude cologne or body wash, there is nothing in it that will make women run naked towards you or draw them down to your package, hungry to suck you off. If you think this will solve your problems of not getting laid then don't hold you breath (or maybe check your breath, maybe that's the prob?). The commercials are definitely the brainchild of some douche bag who knows how the market the shit out of frustrated dorks everywhere. Hey! Don't worry about developing your A-game or learning how to treat a women, douse yourself in this body spray! And, by the way, last time I heard the word body spray was at my 16 year old birthday party when I was obsessed with Bath and Body Works. Honestly though, I think how Axe works is it gives false confidence to dudes who actually think this soap is going to get them laid and confidence is like half the battle into getting into a girls pants/skirt/skinny jeans. Genius.