SFS

Severe Face Syndrome spares no victims, affecting common everyday people and Hollywood stars alike (such as Fairuza Balk and Kat Dennings pictured below). Its symptoms include light cat like eyes, strong facial bone structure, dark hair, a wide large mouth and the horrifying key mark of the syndrome"Vampire Grill" in which the afflicted appears to be ready to suck blood from your throat when actually merely attempting to smile.