Monday, March 9, 2009

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

Well it's a good thing we had Trojan condom commercials during the Bush administration where they didn't teach protection or STD/pregnancy prevention. Sure they are trying to make money selling condoms but with every Trojan commercial they continue to drill it in our heads that STD's and unwanted prenancies are not to be taken lightly. We have the highly teen pregnancy rate of industiralized countries in the world.The Center for Disease control says that one-third of girls get pregnant before the age of 20. Teenpregnancy.org, a site managed by the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy, states that there are "750,000 teen pregnancies annually. Eight in ten of these pregnancies are unintended and 81 percent are to unmarried teens." STD rates are also on the rise after having been lower steadily for years (Read More About That Here). Tons of people have STD's and not just sketchy people or odd Euro dudes. You'd be surprised to know that conservative girl with a sweet nature and a soft spoken voice in your crew has herpes. Sex is fun, STD's and crying babies you didn't plan for aren't, be safe and wear a condom!!


Trojan Condom Commercial - Awesome video clips here


Fun Condom Ryhmes
Found these on a website and had to post em on ere

Don't be silly, protect your willy.

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

Cover your stump before you hump.

Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

The right selection! Protect your erection.

Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

If you really love her, wear a cover.

Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

No glove, No love.

Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

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