Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Way More Funny Popular YouTube and Related Hilarity

This true story portrays the web's most lovable hero, Antoine Dodson. It's just so good! Why did they let this guy go on and on? Because it's such good video!!



HILARIOUS RELATED MUSIC (It's freakin available on iTunes now lol)





HILARIOUS RELATED DOG COSTUME:

Friday, October 22, 2010

Curly Haird Muppet Bringin Afro's Back

The video is being shared on Twitter, and posted on gossip sites and blogs. It is popping up on Facebook pages and discussed in the comments section on YouTube, where the original clip gets a steady stream of views. It was posted Oct. 12, and had more than 600,000 views on YouTube as of Wednesday, and tens of thousands more at other sites.

A plucky little muppet in a pretty pink dress, her brown hair a perky 'fro, is helping little girls — and their moms — to accept themselves just the way they are by loving their hair.

The nameless muppet manages to trim away generations of yearning for long, silky locks with her song, "I Love My Hair" and has become an Internet sensation.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Aiight Email Chain KneeSlapper


The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends.'

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Gaga can sing soprano and act in it too!

Check out Lady Gaga in The Sopranos at age 15! Hehe oh man, honestly though I was more interested and then horrified by the conduct of those fucking kids. Am I getting old? I wanted to call them hellions or wippersnappers...



According to MTV, this isn't the only TV gig that the 24-year-old New York native has had prior to reaching superstardom. Besides appearing as a victim on the network's hidden-camera prank show "Boiling Points" in 2005, she also turned up on a 2008 episode of "The Hills." Whoa, where is that?!

The car that runs on air that you didn't know about


India's largest automaker is set to start producing the world's first commercial air-powered vehicle. The Air Car, developed by ex-Formula One engineer Guy Nègre for Luxembourg-based MDI, uses compressed air, as opposed to the gas-and-oxygen explosions of internal-combustion models, to push its engine's pistons. Some 6000 zero-emissions Air Cars are scheduled to hit Indian streets in August of 2008.

Barring any last-minute design changes on the way to production, the Air Car should be surprisingly practical. The $12,700 CityCAT, one of a handful of planned Air Car models, can hit 68 mph and has a range of 125 miles. It will take only a few minutes for the CityCAT to refuel at gas stations equipped with custom air compressor units; MDI says it should cost around $2 to fill the car's carbon-fiber tanks with 340 liters of air at 4350 psi. Drivers also will be able to plug into the electrical grid and use the car's built-in compressor to refill the tanks in about 4 hours.

Of course, the Air Car will likely never hit American shores, especially considering its all-glue construction. But that doesn't mean the major automakers can write it off as a bizarre Indian experiment — MDI has signed deals to bring its design to 12 more countries, including Germany, Israel and South Africa.

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Could be fun!

...or at least make you feel more sexy! Unless you blow at it and then you'll regret it and feel dumb. I just touched on your the biggest reason why you haven't taken dance classes yet didn't I? F. Ok, take it from a girl who's father has two left feet. He had a few drinks before classes, stuck with it and now can salsa dance to the point where this man is pulling dates from the cities hottest dancing senior citizens to be!

What: Salsa and Rueda de Casino Class at Wave House Athletic Club

Where: The Wave House (3127 1/2 Ocean Front Walk San Diego, CA 92109)

Starts At: 8:00 PM

Admission Cost : $10.00

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

I like that answering machines exist in movies still...


How else would you hear an embarrassing or regretful voice message?

Jewel's Glam Pop Phase

Still don't know WTF that was...



THE VIDEO has to be a friggin' joke...looks like a SNL video or some wise ass satirical dialogue against pop music right?

No Fun To Be Had Under The Taliban

The Longest War: Photos from Afghanistan
Interviews by Kim Barker
In March, the war in Afghanistan will become the lengthiest military conflict in U.S. history. As our country’s involvement escalated, we asked 11 photojournalists to select the one image that sums up their experience covering the war. Here, the pictures they chose, and why.


Kabul, 2001
John Stanmeyer spent much of the last decade documenting the political and social changes in Indonesia. He traveled to Afghanistan in 2001, returning five or six times.

"This picture happened the day after the Taliban fled Kabul. I had followed the Northern Alliance progression down from Kunduz in the north. It was as if we were driving through the wrinkles of God's hands. I felt so insignificant passing through those mountains. We arrived in Kabul and saw this breath of fresh air. It was suddenly a bunch of color walking around, such a contrast to the beige dirt everywhere in Afghanistan and the men all wearing those same beige outfits. The only color was that blue of the burka. Under the Taliban regime, there were no kites, no balloons, no music, no TVs. This picture signifies hope, life, celebration of humanness. Having colors, balloons, kites, and music was a monumental shift. Where did this man get the helium?"

VIEW MORE PICTURES AND COMMENTS HERE!!!

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Prosopagnosia: Medical term for...face blindness


Prosopagnosia is a neurological disorder characterized by the inability to recognize faces. Prosopagnosia is also known as face blindness or facial agnosia. The term prosopagnosia comes from the Greek words for “face” and “lack of knowledge.” Depending upon the degree of impairment, some people with prosopagnosia may only have difficulty recognizing a familiar face; others will be unable to discriminate between unknown faces, while still others may not even be able to distinguish a face as being different from an object. Some people with the disorder are unable to recognize their own face.

Opinion on Same-Sex Marriage Appears to Shift at Accelerated Pace

It's only a coincidence that it's shaped like a dick...


Get more info on the graph HERE

J. Aniston Goes Topless, Smokes Pot and Has Orgies in New Apatow Film

Aniston's next film Wanderlust, co-starring Paul Rudd and produced by Judd Apatow, is about a married couple that decide to live in a hippie commune after they can no longer afford to live in NYC.

It's no "The Object of My Affection", Rudd and Aniston's last movie in 1998 but it's probably going to be good!

The Only Cool Things in Seaport Village:


1. There is a Ben and Jerry's there
2. The walkway affords an amazing view of Coronado and the Harbor, it's breezy and serene and people actually fly kites
3.There is a guy there that balance rocks ON rocks at their most narrow point with no glue, tape, twine, nothing, just...balance. His name is Rabindra Sarkar, hopefully you catch if you have the sort of day where you have shit to do but stroll around Seaport Village and get an ice cream cone!