Monday, March 30, 2009

Ice Your Balls While You Watch Ball


This CNN Article is practically BEGGING men to get vasectomies. It's actually sort of funny. The simple procedure that somehow is OK while condoms are not is being touted as yet another recession weathering tactic. Which makes sense, children end up costing parents around 1 million dollars in their lifetime. Hmmm, baby diapers filled with poop and teenagers that HATE you ooooooorrrr a million dollars....yea I'll take the cash...Here is a quote from the article:

In troubled times, vasectomies snip and prosper
Throughout March Madness, Kansas' office has a special on vasectomies called, "Vas-Madness" to capitalize on their patient's obsession with the college basketball tournament.

Patients "would love to have a procedure, go home and sit there when you've got all-day programming, watch basketball," Kansas said.
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After the less-than-hourlong procedure, patients usually spend a day or two recovering, moving gingerly and icing the soreness. Some men time their vasectomies around the time of major sports events such as the Masters Golf Tournament and the NCAA basketball tournament to keep themselves entertained during recovery.

(These sporting events are currently taking place)

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