LeAnn Ryhmes, America's Favorite Fag Hag

(People.com) -- When the news broke that LeAnn Rimes and husband Dean Sheremet had separated -- just four months after the singer was reportedly caught in an affair with actor Eddie Cibrian -- it saddened many friends who had admired their marriage and what they did for each other over the past seven years.

NOTE; What it seems the friends and family do not understand is that Dean Sheremet is totally gay. I found out when I read their comments about their relationship. Decide for yourself...

REASONS HOW I KNOW LEANN RHYMES MARRIED A FABULOUS GAY MAN
"In Nashville, those who knew the couple recall how the pair never seemed to spend a moment apart."

--My Take: Most straight dudes aren't even physically able to withstand the effects of estrogen for long periods before needing to be neutralized by testosterone. No matter how hot their chick is.

"The pair were often spotted together at the gym, dining on the town with friends, dancing at nightclubs and even shopping for Rimes's wardrobe."

--My Take: Dancing, Dining and Dancefloor are the sacred THREE D's of gay men. Shopping is a category all it's own. What dude shops for his girls wardrobe outside of sexy/tacky lingerie trips and to make up for being a dick at some point?

"Sheremet, in fact, is credited with helping his wife -- who was 19 when they married -- make the transformation from a country girl into a sexy siren."

--My Take: It's the classic case of gay guy playing Makeover with his hag. MUCH more fun when your hag has potential AND money.

"When she met Dean, the whole image of who LeAnn Rimes was completely morphed into 'fabulousity,' " says a friend in the music industry."

--My Take: This friend just referenced a VARIATION on the gay owned phrase fabulous. Nuff said.

"Sheremet, 28, who choreographed the singer's Chicago-inspired video for "Nothin' Better to Do" in 2007, "saw the potential that was not being tapped," adds the friend. "Her wardrobe, hair and makeup changed almost over night from the time they started being together."

--My Take: Musicals, choreography, wardrobe and and stage makeup/hair were all just mentioned in reference to Sheremet. COME ON!!!