December 02, 2008
Coronado bridge closed both ways
The San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge has been closed in both directions as authorities investigate the report of a possible suicide attempt.
Motorists are advised to use the Silver Strand as an alternate route
UPDATE/NOTE: Attempt was unsuccessful!! Supposedly there have been 12th suicides this year. Happens on average of once a month?? Really, in San Diego?? Yea, I suppose I've felt like jumping off a bridge on another one of those motherfucking SUNNY ASS DAYS when you're hung over and you just want to stay in bed and watch movies and eat Mexican food and not feel bad about the fact that this is the only god damn city where you can still hit the beach in DECEMBER!!
5 comments:
i hope he jumped!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^why?!
...and, yeah, I imagine that he did jump, hence the term "attempted suicide."
Whoa morbid!! Do have a pot roast in the oven you need to get to ooorrr?
wait, so he attempted suicide but didn't die. I bet it was one of those attention-seeking 20-something faux-emo kids who twittered his suicide.
-driving to bridge
-so sad
-about to jump
-goodbye cruel world
-opouuucchhhhhh, I even failed at killing myself
wa waa waaaaaa.
Yes, is it a new lease on life, or simply the saddest day EVER when one fucks up a suicide?!
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