Tuesday, December 2, 2008
A Craigslist Missed Connection: One NOT to Answer back
To the lady watching me buy condoms at von's - m4w
Reply to: pers-941187478@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-12-01, 4:38PM
I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Von's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...
Location: San Diego
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Labels:
craigslist,
humor
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