Monday, September 20, 2010

Dissapointed in Sweet Katy Perry


The video for California Girls was a HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. Anyone else feeling that? Even if it WAS a song about Candyland The Outdated Board Game it would have somewhat blown. But it was a song about the glory of the Women on America's West Coast and for some reason it turned into a creepy candy infomercial where girls are trapped in cellophane and Snoop Dog is a licorice pimp. If I had the chance to remake it, it'd be Katy Perry on a road trip with her bitches driving up the coast and stopping in on Cali's best cities to get a taste of the girls from that town. There'd be dance parties, girls dancing in cars, in bars, lots of daisy dukes, you know, IT'D BE LIKE THE SONG. San Diego's sun doped blondes, LA's glamed out girls, San Fran's hippie chicks, hell even show a few trucker hatted Inland Empire bitches!! But no....

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