Shitty Marketing from Marketers

First of all the opening line of the marketing attempt on the back of this truck I spied in PB reads:
Can't Pin Point Your Market!

Ok that seriously SOUNDS like a question yet somebody let the employee with fetal alcohol syndrome issues do the punctuation and now it sounds like if you were to contact them regarding marketing oppourtunities this is what some asshole would yell at you before hanging up.
Advertise Your Company Here
Apparently nooooobody wants to advertise there if that is what the sign reads, otherwise, there'd be a company name there that WASNT the shitty marketers own. With the faded colors, retarded wording and peeling labels I can really see the appeal of advertising on this dirty truck.....

99-9214-0402
Yep. That's the phone number given on the back of the truck. The one you call to advertise your biz on the truck. The one who says they "Can't Pin Point Your Market!". Dumb asses.....