Recession Hits Hawaii in All it's Simplicity

Turtle Bay Through my Hammock. I could have laid in that hammock for months....

The gorgeous and ancient Ko'olau Mountains taken from a boat in Kaneohe Bay. There are
no mountains like this anywhere else, beautiful.

Fireworks at night in Waikiki. If you stay in Hawaii I recommend a beach rental in
North Shore to get the real Hawaiian experience but something about sharing the
experience of being in Hawaii with other travelers is infectious!

Contrary to popular believe, strippers are NOT as hot as they are in movies. We got a stripper
for a friends bachelorette party and he was a 5'4 Italian Man who came out dressed as a god damn chauffer (or bell hop?!). He shoulda dressed as a Sopranos stand in because thats what he looked like. He didn't even shake it and dance!! He did have an enormous dick though.

Found this lil message on Lanikai Beach in Kailua. This is where Obama hangs out! The islands are nicknamed The Moks (moks are huge Hawaiian dudes). This beach was so serene and empty the whole time we lounge there in the morning.

VISIT HAWAII AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!
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