LADY GAGA SHOW WAS INCREDIBLE!!!!

You know one of the many reasons why the last decade blew chunks? Because the leading "counterculture"(hipsterism/indie) was all based on being diminuitve and quiet and inward and looking like everyone else. There was no live out loudness about the indie scene. Dye that hair black and look at the ground as you shuffle listelessly on the dancefloor. We missed the swinging and sexy pinupness of the 50's, the sultry soul of the 60's, the glam and color of the 70's and the queer gloriousness of the 80's. Hell we even missed the rap/grunge of the 90's! This was a black hole era, life had to be sucked from the people to be reborn again.

THERE IS HOPE.

Lady Gaga's show brought together a secret enclave of queers, glams, gays, straights, transexuals, black, white, men, women and every LIVE OUT LOUD PERSON that might very well dwell in this city of people who continue to see value in all acting and dressing identically. People dressed up in an array of Lady Gaga outfits, hair bows were everywhere and some people just expressed their inner creativity for the whole to see. It felt electric and alive and REAL and different. I'm hoping this wave of outward individuality will be the next way of music, the spirit of the next counterculture. Asymmetrical haircuts are fading away, what will be next? Let's hope is being creative for the sake of expression and wonder, even for playful entertainment and thought sparking...

Here are some costumes from the Lady Gaga Show, SEE MORE HERE!!!!

RIP Brittany Murphy

I like/liked you Britt, I really do/did. Clueless is and will always be, one of my all time favorite movies. I regret that you struggled with a pill addiction and came to the plight that so so many people do. The numbers of people dying from prescription pill use is skyrocketing, hopefully your death will help others realize how serious the problem is and seek help. You were too young....

"Rolling with the homies...."
Ty, from Clueless (1995)

HILARIOUS!!!

From Perez Hilton:
Wow!

Just how we like our billboards: inventive and offensive! Pure genius!

This Christmas, folks in New Zealand were prompted to ponder their religion a little farther outside the Bible than they were used to. A billboard, erected by the church itself, finds Joseph lying in bed with his wife Mary, with the heading "God is a hard act to follow" looming above him.

Hilarious and thought provoking! We love it!

As expected, many members of the parish were not so open-minded about the message, claiming it was "sacrilege" and inappropriate. It only took four hours for someone to come along and deface the the billboard in a fury.

The church vicar, Archdeacon Glynn Cardy, stands by his decision to have the billboard created, as he described his church as having very liberal ideas about Christianity.

We think we'd love to hear a sermon from this guy! Seems to us like he's got some good ideas!

And for the haters, let's get real. You don't think Joseph ever got busy with Mary? She was his wife after all and he was a MAN! Just because the Bible leaves that tidbit out doesn't mean it didn't happen!

Expand your mind people!

Read More: Perez Hilton: A Hard Act To Follow! http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-17-a-hard-act-to-follow#ixzz0a49fKGMp
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Pee Wee Herman's Big Comeback

Guess I just DON'T know what to think here...I'm a bit hungover from my office party, thinking of some snarky comeback to this headline hurts. I KNOW there's a joke there...

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Flight of The Conchords is over

After two pretty hilarious seasons Flight of the Conchords is ending. Bummer, I highly recommend watching them in succession during some rainy weekend (you've got 1-2 weeks left of the SD rainy season!). Their band however is still touring it's pretty much like a live version of the show, I gotta say, I liked it live even more than the show!!

When In Rome: Will is be funny/good/worthwhile?

I loves me some Kristen Bell. The cast of her next movie looks pretty damn good too! I have tickets to a screening tonight, maybe I will find out if When in Rome is a flop or a totally damn good time...It's after my office Christmas party and we start drinking at noon. Last year I was barfing by 7:30pm, we shall see....

End Your Human Fat Selling Business Now!

Remember that story about how a gang in Peru was murdering people to sell their fat? Well, it was all a lie. Peru's police chief ordered a top organized-crime investigator suspended from the force for claiming that four suspects had confessed to killing up to 60 people. In a news conference, police showed two bottles of what they purported to be human fat and a photo of a decapitated head. But the story quickly fell apart when local police said they had never heard of anything like it, no sales in the black market could be confirmed, and medical experts insisted human fat doesn't have any real market value.

Hangover Cures

They say that a good hangover cure is working up a sweat through exercise. Nonsense.

A shit ton of water, a bong rip, a burrito and a mid afternoon nap works every time.

Dave and Busters, 1/2 Priced Wednesdays!

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Seppukoo: Commit Virtual Identity Suicide!

Seppuku is an old Japanese practice of ritual suicide, considered an honorable way for a shamed man to die. It's basically a situation where you uh, disembowel yourself....yea...so SEPPUKOO, is a way less painful way for suicide, virtual identity suicide. These days you might have 3 email address's, a Facebook page, Myspace Page, Match.com page, AIM, Yahoo Messenger, Twitter, a gazillion social networking sites blinking, ringing, binging, jingling and popping up for your already limited attention. End it all and embrace life AFTER social VIRTURAL networking with this website. Im of course way to afraid to do it but I'm just about fed up with knowing what my fifth grade friend is eating for lunch every day....


CHECK OUT SEPPUKOO

The Drunkest Guy Ever

Maybe not the drunkest guy EVER but the most determined drunk guy ever. Wow, he really wanted that 18 pack, wonder if he actually though someone would sell it to him...

The Hott Mess Collection

Wow......

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Parking Lot Revelations and Humor

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Well Jesus sure sounds like a whiny little jealous bitch now doesn't he....

Top 20 Internet Lists of 2009

Here are some examples, so funny!!

12) 30 More Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians
Favorite Dude That Looks Like a Lesbian: Carrot Top, by a mile.

11) The Most Scandalous Network-TV Sex Scenes Ever
It's both a blessing and a curse that Sipowicz and his bare ass did not make the list.

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Fox Anchor Dumming Herself Down for Cash Money

Hell I can't blame her. Gretchen Carlson of Fox News knows how to make the big bucks playing their cringe worthy dumb blond on the right wing media network. But it turns out she's no retard. This lady went to an Ivy League school, is a trained and highly skilled classical violinist and won the Ms. America pageant. Way to dumb yourself down to the lowest American brain wave in the name of a paycheck Gretch!

Hilarious Facebook Snafu's

I almost died! Courtesy of The Huffington Post:




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New Drinking Water Stats

Cities with the best water:

1. Arlington, TX
2. Providence, RI
3. Fort Worth, TX
4. Charleston, SC
5. Boston, MA
6. Honolulu, HI
7. Austin, TX
8. Fairfax County, VA
9. St. Louis, MO
10. Minneapolis, MN

Cities with the worst water:

1. Pensacola, FL
2. Riverside, CA
3. Las Vegas, NV
4. Riverside County, CA
5. Reno, NV
6. Houston, TX
7. Omaha, NE
8. North Las Vegas, NV
9. San Diego, CA (BUMMER)
10. Jacksonville, FL

The Christian Side Hug (aka sex is bad hug!)

Christian's will do ANYTHING to stop humans from having sex. I think they get some sort of star on some sort of crown in heaven for every vagina and penis they've kept pure. Here is the lastest tactic, a hilarious one, from Nerve Blog

Booty Basement: SD's best shot at a dance floor!

In San Diego there are only a few types of dance floors. A shame for the 8th largest city in America.


Indie/Electro Mashup Anti-dancefloor: Comprised of all the boring and lame people in high school who now wear indie clothes AS their identity (since they never had one before) but STILL don't dance or participate! They mostly bob their heads while grimacing or take sullen photos of them appearing to dance. Music that once had a beat is electronically altered to have just ONE beat, enough for boring people to manage a shuffle or head bob for hours on end.

The 70's/ Funk Dancefloor: Comprised of the 35 and over crowd in San Diego. You know the crowd who was super de duper cool in the 90's and then never fucking left town, desperately waiting for a hey day to return even though if it ever did, which it wont, they'd be too old to participate. The music is strictly disco oriented with some funk music in there so people can reminisce about what it was like to dance to this music "back in the day." Hey, anything to make your existence a bit less pathetic....
The Soul Only Dancefloor: Yes we all love hearing Otis Redding and do wop on the d-floor but not all fucking night! This group is comprised of people who take pride in liking nothing made after 1967 and let you know it by playing the same songs every time they dj as if to drill in your head what they think you should be listening to at all times. All the while being non-inspired and devoid of soul!

The Gaslamp Dancefloor: Comprised of rapists, future rapists, wanna be rapists and the women that love them. Women dance as sluttily as possible in order to lure a guy in to marry and have babies with. Only problem is, the men of our downtown's Gaslamp watch from the edges of the dancefloor getting hard on's as they scan the available women to bone and never call again. All this happens to the soundtrack of Top 40's WORST hits, the lame, bad beat, bad rap, bad all together crap, not even the aiight ones!

The Booty Bassment Dancefloor: FUCKING BOMB. I could stop right there. It's comprised of people who plain just like to fucking dance and get sweaty and don't give a shit about taking pictures because were too busy having a god damn good time and bustin moves. The DJs know how to keep it hot because they play DANCE MUSIC, from every era and genre and time and beat, as long as it keeps us grooving. Throughout the night I said "oh shit, that's my jam!" like 12 times! I could hardly take a break because I'd have to keep running back in to dance. Check it out if you love to dance, seriously!!!


From The Booty Bassment Myspace:

Booty Bassment is a goddamn nightclub. Every 2nd and 4th Saturday at The Whistle Stop Bar in San Diego w/ DJs Dimitri Dickinson and Ryan Poulsen.

Did you know?: National Lampoon used to be a magazine, gasp, respected!?

NATIONAL LAMPOON, INC.: Once upon a long time ago, the National Lampoon was a magazine. Its greatest days were over by the mid-1970s, and it hasn’t put out a new issue since the late ’90s, but it was so great a satirical magazine that comedy geeks and other pop-culture addicts still talk about it in awed tones. In 2002, bad people relaunched the name, scotch-taping it to titty comedies, pay-per-view strip-poker matches, and other frat-rat fare. Now people who worked on the real Lampoon when that was something to be proud of have been reduced to scrubbing it from their resumes, lest prospective employers think they had something to do with National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze or The Beach Party at the Threshold of Hell.

The Wonder of the Female Psychosis

Men: We know it's just absolutely absurd but really, you are supposed to KNOW what we aren't telling you ok!?!?!

Like haven't you guys figured out yet that you are supposed to know what we know/want but aren't telling you? It's a test! We want to know that you guys just like "know" how to handle every reply and situation relating to us. Even though there is no way in hell you could know because our brains are wired so insanely different. What I'm saying, and I shouldn't even be telling you this, you should know, is that we want you to be super human ok? There I said, be perfect and be super human! Geez, is that so hard???!!!


And thus displays the wonder of the female psychosis.

Jayne's is spreading the holiday cheer with $3 Guiness Pints!

Jayne's Gastropub at 30th and Adams in Normal Heights is a beautiful pub and restaurant that deserves your respect and attention. They have great food and great service, not to mention, now very well priced brews!

From Jayne's Gastropub Website:

In celebration of Guinness’ 250th anniversary and the holiday season, we are pouring 20 oz Imperial pints of Guinness all December through to the New Year for $3. That’s right, $3, all the time until 2010. With our new nitro/direct draw system you are guaranteed a perfect creamy pint, every time. So head on over to Jaynes and get your Guinness. I’ll try my best to make one of those cute little clovers in the beer for you.

SD Museum of Art: Culture & Cocktails Tonite!

From the SD Museum of Art Website:
December 10, Thursday
6:00–9:00 p.m.
Free for members / $15 non-members
Exhibition Theme: Calder Jewelry

The DJ spins, exotic beverages flow, artworks dazzle, and museum visitors glow at The San Diego Museum of Art's popular sundown series, Culture & Cocktails. Bring a friend, meet someone new, and experience art in a whole new way.

For event information, email culture@sdmart.org.

If you love C&C you will love The Gallery.

Buy Tickets Now

Run away and join the circus when you experience Calder Jewelry and Picasso, Miró, Calder. Juggle between the jewelry and tomfoolery as you sip on a high-wire cocktail. This modernist big top will be filled with a fantastical festival of art and parade.

Pre-tour & Cocktail, 5:30 – 6:00 p.m.
$10 for Members / $25 for non-members
(includes admission to C&C)

Join Julia Marciari-Alexander, PhD, Deputy Director for Curatorial Affair, for a VIP pre-tour of Picasso, Miró, Calder.
Space is limited to the first 35 replies. Tour will conclude
with a complimentary cocktail.

Even Tiger Woods needs change and variety sometimes!!

When men cheat they aren't trying to constantly upgrade to hotter women. That's the oldest myth in the book. Men are seeking women that just plain CARE about them, WANT them, are INTERESTED in them. In fact, many times cheating men date LESS hot women than their girlfriend or spouse, those women will be more grateful to be with them I surmise. Hey, men need to be needed too, they need to be adored. So when you're wifey goes and has a bunch of tots she can't be all up on you like she used to be. Also, she becomes the wife of your kids, not the hot sex siren who licks your balls and says dirty things. Bottom line we all need something NEW at times, some VARIETY for crying out loud! We switch our cell phones, jobs, houses, places to eat, friends, movies, music, EVERYTHING all the time. Variety and change are the only constants in our life. Why then do we think we'll be able to tolerate only ONE companion our entire life? Have sex with one person FOREVER? Why do we expect one person to fulfill everything we need? Take Tiger Woods for instance. He is already married to one of the hottest women ever, but he took it a couple notches down to find women that just plain appreciate him and his cock and his money and his star power. Makes complete sense to me! Also, many of those close to Tiger said he was NEVER the squeaky clean dork golfer his PR company created. He's been a ladies man or ages!!

Worst Crashes: United States vs. England

England's Worst Crash
Great Britain's worst auto accident ever killed three people and injured 120 in a pileup of more than 100 vehicles near Wigan, England on December 8, 1964.

America's Worst Crash
Perhaps the biggest multiple car pile-up in US history occurred on November 29, 1991, when a dust storm blew up on I-5 outside of Coalinga, California. Unable to see in the dust, 164 cars collided, killing 17 and injuring 150.

WE WIN, WE WIN, USA, USA!!!!

Jon Gosselin Wins Biggest D-bag, er, Provocative of 2009

Out of all the headline-grabbing celebrities this year, HLN's "Showbiz Tonight" has chosen Jon Gosselin as the most provocative.

Gosselin was crowned the winner from a competitive pool that included former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, singer Chris Brown, disgraced beauty queen Carrie Prejean and Michael Jackson.

"Jon Gosselin was the tabloid train-wreck gift who just kept on giving!" said "Showbiz Tonight" senior executive producer David Levine. "It was almost like he was begging for attention. Divorce Kate? Check. Date the 22-year old daughter of your wife's plastic surgeon? Check. Consider doing another reality show with fellow train-wreck Michael Lohan? Check. It was almost like he was writing the script for the eventual TV movie about his life."

"Showbiz Tonight's" most provocative celebrity is chosen on the basis of who generated the most continuous shock and interest throughout 2009 and which celebrity's very name sparked a visceral reaction in the general public.

Jon Gosselin, who rose to fame as the embattled husband on the reality television show, "Jon & Kate Plus Eight," fulfilled all of those criteria and then some this year.

Read The Rest on CNN

Best in Show at The Pearl Tonite!

The Pearl Hotel presents "Dive-In Theatre," a FREE weekly "cinema social" combining eclectic film selections, food and drink, and light conversation. The event takes place at our poolside lounge and theater located outdoors and connected to Restaurant at The Pearl. Scheduled films are projected onto a 10' x 13' foot projection screen with full sound, overlooking our vintage, oyster-shaped swimming pool. Guests are invited to enjoy a range of classics, blockbusters, foreign and independent features from The Pearl’s private library. Showtime is 8:00 pm; Food served until 10:00 pm; and bar open until 11 PM.

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It's Cold in SD! Cold Weather KILLS you know!

Unseasonably low temperatures in Tehran, Iran, lead to the deaths of at least 40 people on this day (December 9th) in 2003. Rarely do such large groups die at the same time.

In general, death from freezing occurs when the body’s core temperature reaches 77 degrees Fahrenheit, a fact discovered by Nazi doctors during experiments on prisoners at the notorious Dachau concentration camp during World War II. In 1994, however, a two-year-old child in Canada survived a body temperature of just 57 degrees suffered when she wandered away from her Saskatchewan home.

When core body temperature goes down to 97 degrees, neck and shoulder muscles tighten and extremities begin to ache. When it gets to 95 degrees, mild hypothermia sets in and involuntary trembling and shivering occurs as the body tries to generate its own heat. Two degrees lower and amnesia and short-term memory loss is common. When body temperature reaches 88, shivering is no longer possible and people experience general numbness.

In some cases, a phenomenon known as "paradoxical undressing" occurs, in which a person about to freeze to death actually rips off their clothes. The effects of hypothermia can also be delayed--in one instance, Danish fishermen stuck in the North Sea for 90 minutes were able to walk on the deck of a rescue ship before falling down and dying.

One notorious incident of hypothermia occurred at the Four Inns Walk in England in 1964. The race involved 240 racers (all in excellent condition) hiking 43 miles over the English moors. Although the temperature never fell below freezing, the wind and rain caused three people to freeze to death and put another four in critical condition. Researchers later determined that a key factor in the deaths was that the victims had failed to take in enough calories during the hike.

The 2003 freeze in Tehran was unusual in that so many people died in a single night. The previous year in Moscow, between 5 and 10 people froze to death every day during the winter for a total of more than 300 in the city alone.

Kid Cudi Music Video!

Beautiful video, HOT KID CUDI AND DRAKE. Basically a feel good music video. When's the last time you've been to a party this slammin!?! Maybe I will soon, Kid Cudi opens for Lady Gaga when she comes to SD next Saturday!!!!

From Pitchfork:
"Pursuit of Happiness" is the spacey, downbeat song that Cleveland-born, Brooklyn-based rapper Kid Cudi made with Ratatat and MGMT for his debut album Man on the Moon: The End of Day.

Neither duo shows up in the video, which takes place at a party where Cudi is the only person not moving in slow motion. But we do get to watch Drake spraying champagne on girls, so that's something! Also, there's a part at the end where it looks like Cudi's about to barf, but the clip fortunately cuts off before any actual barf makes an appearance.

According to MTV, actor Josh Hartnett produced the video, which was directed by Brody Baker, the man behind Animal Collective's "My Girls" clip.