OB Farmer's Market Tonight!

Every Wednesday 4-8pm in summer (4-7pm in winter), on the 4900 block of Newport Ave. between Cable and Bacon Streets in Ocean Beach.

It's wonderful for people watching, hearing street performers, getting fresh fruits and veggies, getting a cheap kick ass dinner, getting flowers for the house, buying gifts for friends and just general out in the sun fun! Check it out, its magical in summer as the sun sets.

Stick around for Lady Dottie and the Diamonds who play around 9 pm at Gallagher's!

Craigslist Missed Connection: A Match Made in Prison

3rd and Market Black Girl in Zebra Pants - m4w - 21 (Downtown)

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Date: 2010-06-14, 12:57PM PDT

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I was being taken away in the back of a police car. I was handcuffed. Our eyes met and you screamed "BLACK POWER!". Hit me up.

• Location: Downtown
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The Color Test

These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.. It took me 3 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%!

Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya.

This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!

It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions!

It's harder than it seems, as it should be!

A brain waker-upper for today!

CLICK HERE TO START

New Christina Aguilera Album Set to Bomb Due to Collabs

From Stereogum:

Christina Aguilera’s forthcoming comeback album Bionic will feature some cred-boosting guests like M.I.A., Ladytron, Santigold and Le Tigre, who appear on “I Hate Boys.” This song is loads better than the first sample from Bionic, “Not Myself Tonight,” (the Lady Gaga-esque video didn’t help), it’s sort of strange to hear adult women singing “I hate boys/But boys love me/I think they suck/and my friends agree.” Le Tigre’s Johanna Fateman wrote about working with Aguilera on the Le Tigre website:

… While the giant sound of her stacked vocals and the pop sheen she lends to the tracks might seem at odds with Le Tigre’s aesthetic roots, it really works. The songs have a lot of elements we’re known for, like a garage guitar sound, schoolyard chants, new wave-y synths, electro beats, and somehow it all sounds crazily right with Christina’s unbelievable voice.

HEAR SOME SAMPLES FROM THE ALBUM!

Did you know Gavin Rossdale Has a 21 year old daughter?

Don't worry, Gwen Stefani knows about Daisy Lowe, the baby girl Gavin had with past girlfriend Pearl Lowe, singer/songwriter turned fashion designer (he certainly has a type). Daisy is a super popular 5'10 international model who once dated Mark Ronson, older brother of Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan's ex-girlfriend. Supposeldy when a paternity test confirmed Rossdale was Daisy's father in 2004 it made Gweni Gwen Gwen furious. Guess things have healed up because as you can see by the picture below, big half sis Daisy Lowe is taking adorable little Kingston out for a walk!











Odd Useless Factoid:
Samantha Ronson is a twin with fashion designer Charlotte Ronson! Oh lord, As if we needed two of these....

World Cup Sausage Fest

I've only been watching the World Cup because it combines a few of my greatest loves: Hot Men, Foreign Men and heavy breathing and sweating. I'm not the only one who's favorite combo includes these soccer playing god's. Local North Park sausage/beer folks at The Linkery are having a sausage extravaganza that coincides with the world cup. Check it out below!

Casing the Joint

weblog from The Linkery
World Cup of Football and Snags
Posted by Jay on Sunday, 6 June 2010

IT’S HERE. The biggest sporting event in the world, the biggest community celebration happening in communities across the globe. Ours will be one of them.

Here’s our schedule for the World Cup this summer. Remember we’ll be hosting the World Cup of Sausages as well, pitting sausage dishes from each of the participating countries against each other in a battle for world sausage supremacy. So you’ll be able to come watch your favorite side play football, and eat a sausage dish from that country as well.

In addition to the sausage specials, a few other items from the menu will be available in the mornings, and probably the whole lunch menu for lunch on the weekdays. Since you’re going to be drinking beer at 6:30am, we’ll feed you something substantial with it.

We will turn the sound on for the games.

Friday 11 June - Open at 6:55am
7:00am - South Africa v. Mexico (boerewors v. longaniza)
11:30am - Uruguay v. France (grass-fed beef chorizo v. boudin blanc)

Saturday 12 June - Open at 6:55am
7am - Argentina v. Nigeria (Argentina-style chorizo v. Nigerian sausage rolls)
11:30am - England v. USA (banger v. American farmhouse)
not showing Korea-Greece

Sunday 13 June - Open at 11:00am
11:30am - Germany v. Australia (bratwurst v. kransky — Michael says just wait for the kransky, it’ll knock your boots off)
not showing Algeria-Slovenia or Serbia-Ghana

Monday 14 June - Open at 11:25am
11:30am - Italy v. Paraguay
not showing Netherlands-Denmark or Japan-Cameroon

Tuesday 15 June - Open at 11:25am
11:30am - Brazil v. North Korea
not showing New Zealand-Slovakia or Ivory Coast-Portugal

(Get the Entire Schedule HERE)

Jury is still out on if toys=happiness

There were a few movies as a kid that created worlds where a kid was given endless amounts of money to do whatever he/she wanted. It was a world us ordinary kids could never imagine so these movies were some of the most fun to watch you know? Richie Rich? Blank Check? Even Billy Madison for the older peeps. They'd have like, Pizza Hut stores in their mansion and huge water slides and crazy games and devices strictly for fun? Oh and some weary butler always. I just hated how in the end their huge mansion of toys and dreams eventually wasn't enough to fill a huge friend or family sized hole in their heart. As a kid I always thought, just give ME a shot, I think I could get over it....

It's the 2010 SD County Fair Opening Day!

Del Mar Fairgrounds
2260 Jimmy Durante Blvd. San Diego, CA 92130

Friday, June 11, 2010
Starts At: 11:00 AM
Ends At: 11:00 PM
Admission Cost : $13.00

COUNTY FAIR WEBSITE: Get info on the concerts, fireworks schedule, expos and more!

The San Diego County Fair is the fifth largest fair in the nation and is the largest annual event in San Diego. It seems like it was just yesterday that we were eating Deep Fried Twinkies, flipping around and screaming on our favorite rides, trying our winning luck in carnival games, reveling in Three O’Clock Friday fun, and admiring seaside fireworks with thousands of our closest friends during the 2009 San Diego County Fair. While last year’s fond fair memories are still as vibrant as ever, I have some great news: We are now entering the official countdown period for the 2010 San Diego County Fair – Taste the Fun! Save the Date: San Diego County Fair Opening Day is Friday, June 11th! From the food to the rides, games, exhibits and concerts, we can't wait for the summer party to begin! The 2010 San Diego County Fair is back at the Del Mar Fairgrounds Friday, June 11 – Monday, July 5.

Insider Tip: With the Best Pass Ever, you can visit all 22 days of the 2010 San Diego County Fair for just $22.00. That's one dollar per day! Get yours now at SDFair.com.

US vs. England World Cup Soccer/Football Game

United States vs. England World Cup Match
Sunday Jun 12 11:30am (PT) on ABC

Up until Monday I was dating a British man who said this game was a big ass deal (I'm still dating a Welshman who concurs). English pubs all over San Diego (I only know of Princess Pub and Shakespeare's) are going to be packed with soccer fans rooting for their team. Word is, in the UK, people decorate their houses and walk in droves to their local pubs for World Cups games. You think the Super Bowl gets nuts? Think on a larger scale for this, it has a way more rabid and huge fan base all over the world. Aaaa life in the American Bubble....

Free Quality Stand Up

I've been doing stand up comedy for only a month now but what I've learned is: good stand up is hard to find. Belows show is not great but FREE! Check it Out:

The Laughing Stock Group's Audience Appreciation Month continues on Sunday, June 13 with Shang!!

In honor of San Diego supporting our brand of live comedy the last 2 years we are giving you 4 free shows with some of the hottest comedians in the country on Sundays this month culminating with our 2 year anniversary show on Sunday, June 27th. So come out, share a laugh, bring friends, and have fun!

RSVP required at: http://www.clublistnow.com/event.php?event=3866

NOTE: Only 125 RSVP available for the show, so get on the list early and please don't be late.
Stand Up Sundays is San Diego's only urban comedy show.

We showcase a hilarious and unbelievable mix of veteran comedians to the hottest up and coming comedians from the world of entertainment, television, and film. You've seen them on Def Comedy Jam, Comic View, 1st Amendment Stand Up, The David Letterman Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brian, Comedy Central, HBO, & Showtime. Coupled with our amazing audience, the laughter is non-stop!

Hosted by Aida Rodriguez, star and writer of the Image Studios film "The Greatest Song"

Diplo at HOB Tonite!

Diplo is one of the hottest electronic music makers today. Collaborating with the likes of Tiesto and MIA (whom he was romantically linked to) he is sure to set the House of Blues ablaze tonight for an all ages concert!!


This just in...Diplo is confirmed to play a private 21+ set in the POP Lounge!!! It's 300 capacity and preference will be given to the 1st 300 21+ through the door before 11pm. Catch Diplo's 1st in the main room (10:30-11:30) and get stamped for priority access to his private 21+ set 12:45-1:45!!! It's going to epic, don't miss it!!!!

BP The MotherFuckin King Of Saftey Violations

Jon Stewart, back from hiatus of The Daily Show, returned in all his glory to pick up the slack on the recent BP oil spill tragedy. Like always he told me something I didn't know. Mostly the BP is the most fucked up oil company. In the world....

Willful Oil Violations

Sunoco= 8

Conocco- Phillips= 8

Citgo= 2

Exxon= 1

BP= 706!!!

Check Out the story below:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Cenac - The Spilling Fields - Oil Leak Containment Ideas
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

I don't get it

The Stage in Downtown SD Offering Cheap Eats!

While they scramble to get their liquor license reinstated, The Stage in San Diego's Gaslamp is offering $5 Entrees!! It's right next door to The Tipsy Crow (formerly The Bitter End) so go get boozy there and then head next door for cheap eats and local music/DJ's!

The Stage Website

Captain Crunch's Eyebrows are on his hat

I dunno, it's just weird. But he looks like a nice guy...

Pictures of Gary Colemans Monogramed Casket Released

Maybe not as wrong as the post above but still wrong...

Pick Yours Up at Urban Outfitters! The sad part of the picture is the model needs to Eat More. Imagine the freaking fall out if she wore that to her recovering anorexics support group meeting...

Massive Study Concludes Lesbian Parents Better Than Straight

The results from the longest-running study of same-sex families are in, and they show that the children of lesbian parents perform better than their peers on both social and academic tests. The 25-year study followed 78 children born to lesbian couples who all used donor insemination to become pregnant. "The researchers behind the National Longitudinal Lesbian Family Study say the results should change attitudes to adoption of children by gay and lesbian couples, which is prohibited in some parts of the U.S.," New Scientist reported. Controlling for similar financial and educational backgrounds, the study found that the children of lesbian couples scored lower than their peers on measures of aggression and rule-breaking while outperforming in positive areas. "The results should be considered by those who oppose the rights of gay and lesbian couples to adopt children" said Nanette Gartrell of the University of California-San Francisco, who has worked on the study for a quarter-century. Currently, a handful of states prohibit same-sex or unmarried couples from adopting. "It's a great tragedy in this country," Gartrell told New Scientist. "There are so many children who are available for adoption but cannot be adopted by same-sex couples." More than 100,000 in the United States alone, according to the Evan B. Donaldson Adoption Institute, a research and advocacy group. "The institute estimated that just 4 percent of all adopted children ... live with gay or lesbian parents, despite research suggesting that same-sex couples may be more willing than heterosexual couples to adopt."

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San Diego Spirits Festival

Booze, booze and a lot more booze. That pretty much sums up this Festival held at the Bayfront Hilton. $50 or so gets you the latest and greatest in mixology, libations and bartender wondery. I can only imagine the fall out when this festival ends...

From the SD Spirits Festival Website!!
Mark your calendars - June 2-5 2010, as Southern California’s Spirits Festival returns for the Second Annual San Diego Spirits Festival! This year the Grand Tasting event will be held on the magnificent San Diego Bay, at the San Diego Bayfront Hilton.

THE MAIN EVENT-The Grand Tasting Saturday June 5
Hilton Bayfront, 4.3 acre Waterfront Park

Fiesta del Sol This Weekend

Fiesta Del Sol Website


If I didn't love Solana Beach I'd say you should probably pick a different weekend activity. But I DO. This festival just happens to be a bit raggedy over the years. Mediocre bands and the same festival booth crap you see at every freaking festival. But hip up Pizza Port for Beer and Pizza before you go to get in the mood or get yogurt at Twisted Tart in Solana Beach, enjoy the sun and get into the groove!

Art Around Adams on Saturday

From The Art Around Adams Website:
Come join us June 5th from 3-9 p.m. for the 7th annual "Art Around Adams 2010: Back to the Streets," a music and arts walk along Adams Avenue. This free, family-friendly event will showcase an array of local artists, musicians, and outrageous street performers.

Art and music will be spilling out of local businesses and onto the street from 30th street in Normal Heights to Vista street in Kensington. More than 75 businesses will transform themselves into art galleries and performance arenas for the day. Free trolleys will shuttle guests up and down Adams Avenue.

See the best in local art... hear the best in local music... get out and have fun!

This event is for you, San Diego. We look forward to seeing you there.

The After Party:

Reggae Soul Explosion

If you happen to be in the far reaches of San Diego, specifically Fallbrook, then you probably won't be able to miss what looks like a pretty dope concert this weekend. As if there is anything else to do out there....



More INFO HERE

Venus Williams Striving to be Tennis's Sexiest Now

It looks like she is naked! But god, how good is that ass? Russel Brand and Jay Leno had a blast salivating over that pictures of Venus, check that out here.





Read More About Venus's Tennis Outfit Choice HERE
Read what a certain Aussie Commentator had to say about Venus's Booty!

Redundant-ish Photos

Regretsy

From Nerve.com:
With a deep love of crafting, a sharp wit, and one really clever pun, April Winchell launched Regretsy.com, a site that revels in the aesthetic stumbles of well-intentioned craft-makers selling their wares on Etsy. Because for every flawless handcraft, there is a "pot holder made of upcycled sweatpants."

See More Hilarious Regretsy Finds HERE

Feeling Warm and Fuzzy About Gay People

Random YouTube Warm and Fuzzy:






McDonalds Warm and Fuzzy:

Britney from Glee Danced Single Ladies w/ Beyonce!

So rad! I knew Heather Morris who plays dopey cheerleader, Britney, on Glee was a dancer by just watching her in the dance routines, she's steps ahead of everyone else. In a a Hulu produced "Meet Heather Morris" she said she danced the Single Ladies dance with Beyonce at the American Music Awards, check her out!!!

Huge Sink Hole Picture

This is an aerial view of a sinkhole in Guatamala caused by a landslide during Tropical Storm Agatha over the holiday weekend. Seriously how trippy does this look? How far down does the hole go? Where does it lead? How did the earth stay over that spot for so long with roads, buildings and people over it!?!?!

Read More About The Storm

Alicia Keys is expecting a baby

Expecting a baby with a MAN. WHOA WHOA WHOA. Alicia Keys isn't a lesbian!?!?

Remember This?

aaa these were simple times...