4:13 PM Corny Joke Time

TV Reporter: How many church's do you think were destroyed by Hurricane Katrina?
New Orleans Lady: How the hell would I know? I eat at Popeye's!!

Best Investment Advice During This Time

$1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago= $49 now
$1,000 of Fannie Mae stock one year ago= $2.50 now
$1,000 of AIG stock one year ago= $15 now
$1,000 worth of beer one year ago= $214 in recycle reimbursement now
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to just drink and recycle your cans.