Upcoming Movies In a Theater Near You

I'm living in Mexico so I don't know the if American movies are in a slump or there's been some great movies out. Below you will find some upcoming movies. It's always hard to tell how a movies gonna be if you haven't seen it. You be the judge!

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"Burlesque"

Plot summary: A small-town girl goes to California to perform in a burlesque musical revue.

Starring: Christina Aguilera, Cher, Stanley Tucci and Kristen Bell

"Faster"

Plot summary: An ex-con out to avenge his brother's murder must also deal with a hit man and a police officer hunting him.

Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton and Maggie Grace

"Love and Other Drugs"er

Plot summary: A pharmaceutical salesman begins a relationship with a woman who has Parkinson's disease.

Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway and Judy Greer

"Tangled"

Plot summary: Love inspires the long-haired Princess Rapunzel to leave her tower in this reboot of a beloved fairy tale.

Starring: Voices of Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi and Donna Murphy

"The Legend of Pale Male"

* Limited release in New York

Plot summary: Documentary about a red-tailed hawk who becomes a famous resident of New York.

Starring: N/A

"The Nutcracker in 3D"

* Limited release; wide release December 3

Plot summary: The classic story of girl whose gift comes to life one Christmas Eve gets a modern, 3-D twist.

Starring: Elle Fanning, Nathan Lane and John Turturro

FRIDAY

"The King's Speech"

Plot summary: An Australian speech therapist tries to help King George VI of Britain overcome a speech impediment.

Starring: Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush and Helena Bonham Carter

"London Boulevard"

Plot summary: A parolee battles with a gangster for the affections of a movie star.

Starring: Keira Knightley, Colin Farrell and Jamie Campbell Bower

DECEMBER 3

"All Good Things"

* Limited release in New Yorksst

Starring: Ryan Gosling, Kirsten Dunst, Kristen Wiig and Frank LangellaPlot summary: Inspired by one of the most notorious unsolved crime cases in New York history, the film is part murder mystery, part love story.

"The Assistants"

* Limited release in Los Angeles.

Plot summary: A group of Hollywood assistants struggle to get a film made.

Starring: Joe Mantegna, Jane Seymour, Stacy Keach and Chris Conner

"Black Swan"

Plot summary: A thriller in which a ballet dancer finds herself pitted against a newcomer as they both compete for the ultimate role.

Starring: Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis and Vincent Cassel

"I Love You Phillip Morris"

Plot summary: A con man meets the love of his life behind bars.

Starring: Jim Carrey, Ewan McGregor and Leslie Mann

"Dead Awake"

Plot summary: A young man attempts to unravel a past that is haunting him.

Starring: Nick Stahl, Rose McGowan and Amy Smart

"Meskada"

* Limited release

Plot summary: A detective's investigation of a boy's murder leads him back to his hometown.

Starring: Nick Stahl, Rachel Nichols, Kellan Lutz and Jonathan Tucker

"Night Catches Us"

* Limited release in New York; New Jersey; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; and West Hollywood, California

Plot summary: In 1976, a young man returns after years of being away to the race-torn Philadelphia neighborhood where he grew up.

Starring: Anthony Mackie, Kerry Washington, Jamie Hector and Wendell Pierce

"The Warrior's Way"

Plot summary: A master swordsman seeks sanctuary in an American town after refusing a mission.

Starring: Jang Dong-gun, Kate Bosworth and Geoffrey Rush

DECEMBER 10

"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader"

Plot summary: Lucy, Edmund and their cousin Eustace are drawn to Narnia again.

Starring: Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes and Ben Barnes

"The Company Men"

Plot summary: Three men try to survive during a year in which their company undergoes corporate downsizing.

Starring: Tommy Lee Jones, Ben Affleck and Chris Cooper

"The Fighter"

Plot summary: The story of the early years of boxer "Irish" Micky Ward and his brother before the former went pro in the mid-1980s.

Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Christian Bale and Amy Adams

"Garden of Eden"

Plot summary: Promising American novelist David Bourne travels across Europe with his wife and her Italian girlfriend.

Starring: Jack Huston, Mena Suvari and Richard E. Grant

"The Tourist"

Plot summary: An Interpol agent draws a tourist into a web of intrigue.

Starring: Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp and Paul Bettany

"You Won't Miss Me"

Plot Summary: A troubled young woman is released from a psychiatric hospital and lashes out at the world with a series of self-destructive acts.

Starring: Stella Schnabel, Simon O'Connor, Zachary Tucker and Borden Capalino

"The Tempest"

Plot summary: Based on Shakespeare's play, a vengeful sorceress unleashes her powers against shipwrecked enemies.

Starring: Helen Mirren, Russell Brand, Djimon Hounsou and Alfred Molina

DECEMBER 17

"And Soon the Darkness"

Plot summary: Two American girls bike in a remote part of Argentina when one disappears and the other must find her before it's too late.

Starring: Odette Yustman, Amber Heard, Karl Urban and Adriana Barraza.

"How Do You Know"

Plot summary: A woman is caught in a love triangle involving a baseball player and an old acquaintance.

Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Owen Wilson, Paul Rudd and Jack Nicholson

"Rabbit Hole"

* Limited release; wide release January 14

Plot Summary: A man and his wife struggle to come to terms with the accidental death of their 4-year-old son.

Starring: Nicole Kidman, Aaron Eckhart, Sandra Oh and Dianne Wiest

"Yogi Bear"

Plot summary: A documentary filmmaker travels to Jellystone Park where he discovers Yogi and Boo-Boo.

Starring: Voices of Anna Faris, Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake

"Tron: Legacy"

Plot summary: A man is haunted by the disappearance of his father, a world-renowned video game developer.

Starring: Garrett Hedlund, Jeff Bridges and Olivia Wilde

DECEMBER 22

"Little Fockers"

Plot summary: The Focker family prepares for the arrival of a baby.

Starring: Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller and Teri Polo

"Somewhere"

Plot summary: A Hollywood bad-boy re-examines his life after an unexpected visit from his young daughter.

Starring: Stephen Dorff, Elle Fanning and Chris Pontius

"True Grit"

Plot summary: A teenager enlists the aid of a boozy, trigger-happy lawman to find her father's killer.

Starring: Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin and Hailee Steinfeld

"Gulliver's Travels"

Plot summary: A shipwrecked travel writer is a giant in Lilliput, land of little people.

Starring: Jack Black, Emily Blunt, Jason Segel and Billy Connolly

DECEMBER 25

"The Illusionist"

Plot summary: An aging magician bonds with a young fan who believes his tricks are real magic.

Starring: Voices of Jean-Claude Donda, Eilidh Rankin and Didier Gustin

DECEMBER 29

"Another Year"

Plot summary: A happy middle-aged couple are hit with life's highs and lows over the span of four seasons, including embracing their son's newly discovered partner and enduring an unexpected death in the family.

Starring: David Bradley, Jim Broadbent, Karina Fernandez and Oliver Maltman

"Biutiful"

Plot summary: A crook with a terminal illness tries to set his affairs in order.

Starring: Javier Bardem, Maricel Álvarez, Hanaa Bouchaib and Diarytou Daff

"Casino Jack"

Plot summary: Kevin Spacey stars as Washington lobbyist Jack Abramoff, whose greed and corruption get him in a heap of legal hot water.

Starring: Kevin Spacey, Barry Pepper, Jon Lovitz and Kelly Preston

"The Debt"

Plot summary: Past events haunt a former Mossad agent when she returns to Eastern Europe to investigate the apparent reappearance of a Nazi war criminal she thought was long dead.

Starring: Helen Mirren, Sam Worthington, Jessica Chastain and Jesper Christensen

"The Way Back"

Plot summary: This drama follows a group of soldiers who escaped from a Siberian gulag in 1940.

Starring: Colin Farrell, Jim Sturgess, Saoirse Ronan and Ed Harris

"Wild Target"

* Limited release

Plot summary: A respected hit man is thinking about retirement and starting a family when he meets a beautiful thief who may shake up his plans.

Starring: Bill Nighy, Emily Blunt and Rupert Grint

DECEMBER 31

"Blue Valentine"

Plot summary: A love story centered on a couple who try to save their marriage amidst the romantic memories of their past.

Starring: Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams and John Doman

Fast FoodWorker's ALSO Become Cops!

Just like his partner Cyrpus Lupo (Jeremy Sisto) the former Burger Shack employee who goes completely postal has made a lateral career change. He has become a cop. Ok he's DETECTIVE Kevin Bernard but it still has it's hand in general copery...Look I say all this in a loving spirit. I LOVE me some Law and Order!

(See the post on his partner who went from high school asshole to cop too!)

WATCH THE HILARIOUS MOVIE CLIP OF THIS FORMER BURGER SHACK EMPLOYEE GOING BERSERK!

Add Miley Cyrus to the list of bong rippas'

Welcome to the Realm of Hollywoods Most Famous Bong Loads on your 18th birthday Miley Cyrus! Actors, singers and Olympic Swimming Multi Gold Medalists alike are card carrying members, along with the majority of most people who can spell the word bong. I find it weird she was taking a rip of saliva though (saliva is like a short term hallucinogenic. Oh yea, it's also legal). It's such a random as drug. It'd be like bringing a bottle of Rumplemintz to a party...

FROM PEOPLE WEBISTE
Oh my, Miley.

A video of the pop sensation partying the week of her 18th birthday with a bong has surfaced, but sources tell TMZ that Cyrus was not smoking marijuana.

According to the report, she was smoking a natural herb, salvia, which is legal in California and has hallucinogenic effects.

"I'm having a little bit of a bad trip," Cyrus says into the camera, before asking her "friend", "Is that a Liam look-alike – is that my boyfriend?"

In between bouts of giggles, she asks, "Is that me tripping? Does that look like Liam at all?"

The video, which was shot five days after her birthday, ends in Cyrus saying, "I want more of that s---," after laughing and rambling incomprehensibly.

Highschool Assholes DO Become Cops!

So remember Elton in Clueless? The smooth talking rich asshole who fails to win the heart of Cher? Ugh, I still get super skeeved out when he tries to woo her by singing (badly) a Cranberries song right before he pulls the car over to try and date rape Cher. Well it turns out the movie mirrored real life in at least one way (because nobody had an electronic closet in MY high school). The high school douche bag became a cop, very true to life! Yes, Jeremy Sisto who played Elton in Clueless when he was 21 is now Police Detetive Cyrus Lupo on Law & Order (He's 36 now). He's bigger but still has that gravely deep voice (which incidentally made him perfect for a direct-to-movie Batman installment, "Justice League: The New Frontier").

Juuust let the machine pick it up Boyfriend...

Your Fear of Mexico Makes You Look Like An Idiot

Take it from a person who has been living here for two months now, honestly it feels more safe here than parts of San Diego I used to hang out in. I've never been mugged or shot at, but in the US my good friend was mugged at gunpoint behind our favorite bar and a friend was shot dead in North Park (San Diego) at a popular bar. Bad things happen ANYWHERE, especially in the good ole USA where the most gun related deaths occur. The American Journal of Public Health conducted a study that concluded "the United States has higher rates of firearm ownership than do other developed nations, and higher rates of homicide. Maybe it's time do the safe thing and move to Mexico? :) Life is good down here....

Tina Fey Jokes on Sarah Palin

Tina Fey’s joke about Sarah Palin and conservative female politicians was edited by PBS during Sunday’s broadcast of the Mark Twain Prize ceremony. While accepting the prestigious comedy award, Fey said, “And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women — except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit ‘n’ stuff. But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years — whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know what? Actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.” The entire unedited video can be viewed below (on PBS’s official web site), and the crucial remarks begin at the 12:30 mark:

SEE VIDEO AND THE REST OF THIS HERE

No Kisses for You!

During World War II, production of Hershey's Kisses was halted. Not because of a shortage of chocolate, but because the signature aluminum foil packaging was rationed.

(Also, the distinctive paper "plume", is called a Niggly Wiggly. It was used by the company to guarantee that consumers were getting the genuine Hershey product, rather than an imitation.)

Beyonce HEAT Commercial deemed to sexy for TV

This commercial was deemed too hot for daytime TV in Britain. It's definitely sexy but I've seen Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale adds that are way more boner inducing than this add by Beyonce for her new perfume Heat. Honestly I just think her body's too damn sexy, I was mesmerized by that commercial. Imagine Gwenyth Paltrow doing that add...chances are it wouldn't be banned from daytime TV because the sex factor wouldn't be there ya know? Go on wich your bad self baby...

Things are not as they seem....

You can never know how tall an actor or actress is by just watching a movie. Paul Rudd is supposedly 5'10 although he looks like he is 5'5 and we all know Sarah Jessica Parker is short but did you know she was 5'2?? Damn camera angles...

It's always hard for me to believe that friggin Top Gun, Mission Impossible, Scary Vanilla Sky Monster is only 5'6!!!


Maybe it's because he came into mainstream stardom when he was about 22 years old with Titanic but he always looks small and young. Turn's out this dude is 6'1?!


Rihanna has the same phenomenon as Leonardo going on. She's got this adorable baby face complete with big gray eyes. Makes me think she's a cuddly 5'2 singing force. But this Barbados native is a tall 5'10!!


Some know that Beyonce has a stage alter ego she calls Sasha Fierce, Sasha owns the stage with the power and might of an person 6'6 or more but Beyonce, long legs and all only measure up to 5'6!!!

US Dollar Can be used in a ton o places

The United States Dollar is the currency in American Samoa (AS, ASM), British Virgin Islands (VG, VGB, BVI), El Salvador (SV, SLV), Guam (GU, GUM), Marshall Islands (MH, MHL), Micronesia (Federated States of Micronesia, FM, FSM), Northern Mariana Islands (MP, MNP), Palau (PW, PLW), Puerto Rico (PR, PRI), United States (United States of America, US, USA), Turks and Caicos Islands (TC, TCA), Virgin Islands (VI, VIR), Timor-Leste, Ecuador (EC, ECU), Johnston Island, Midway Islands, and Wake Island. The United States Dollar is also known as the American Dollar, and the US Dollar.

Dude I haven't even hear of some of these islands....

Sex at Dawn

I'm living in Mexico right now and I can't find this book but I heard it's so dope. If anyone reads it can you leave your comments in the comments section?!?!?! Here are some reviews below!!

“Sex At Dawn is the single most important book about human sexuality since Alfred Kinsey unleashed Sexual Behavior in the Human Male on the American public in 1948.” (Dan Savage )

“This paradigm-shifting book is a thoroughly original discussion of the origins and nature of human sexuality... These authors have a gift for making complex material reader-friendly, filling each chapter with humor and passion as well as dozens of revolutionary insights.” (Stanley Krippner, Ph.D. )

“A wonderfully provocative and well-written book which completely re-evaluates human sexual behaviour and gets to the root of many of our social and psychological ills.” (Steve Taylor, author of The Fall and Waking From Sleep )

“One of the most original books I’ve read in years, Sex at Dawn manages to be both enormously erudite and wildly entertaining—even, frequently, hilarious. . . . A must-read for anyone interested in where our sexual impulses come from.” (Tony Perrottet, author of Napoleon's Privates )

“Sex At Dawn challenges conventional wisdom about sex in a big way... This is a provocative, entertaining, and pioneering book. I learned a lot from it and recommend it highly.” (Andrew Weil, M.D., author of Healthy Aging )

Costumes in Hindsight

I certainly hope someone dressed up as Play Me out Cat for Halloween...

Give Glee a Chance?

Ok, I'm not sure if you're a Glee fan or not. I haven't found a straight guy that is yet but most gay men and show tune/music loving women I know do. Fact of the matter is if you like vocalists and great songs from every era and genre you'll like a fraction of Glee. If you like fun, bizarre and sometimes hilarious story lines you'll like the rest. It's one of those shows I say GIVE A CHANCE. It has heart, it makes me laugh, the acting is more than bearable. Your chance is below. I got chills listening to Glee turn this Katy Perry radio hit into an acapella wonder!

Worlds Largest Indoor Pet

I sure hope this isn't one of those things (Like 101 Dalmations) that causes people to go out and get one too. It's not exactely like training a friggin poodle ya know? But oh so endearing!


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Dancing Merengue Dog

Hardest working dog in show business or a very bored dog lover? Or a happy couple albeit illegal?

Way More Funny Popular YouTube and Related Hilarity

This true story portrays the web's most lovable hero, Antoine Dodson. It's just so good! Why did they let this guy go on and on? Because it's such good video!!



HILARIOUS RELATED MUSIC (It's freakin available on iTunes now lol)





HILARIOUS RELATED DOG COSTUME:

Curly Haird Muppet Bringin Afro's Back

The video is being shared on Twitter, and posted on gossip sites and blogs. It is popping up on Facebook pages and discussed in the comments section on YouTube, where the original clip gets a steady stream of views. It was posted Oct. 12, and had more than 600,000 views on YouTube as of Wednesday, and tens of thousands more at other sites.

A plucky little muppet in a pretty pink dress, her brown hair a perky 'fro, is helping little girls — and their moms — to accept themselves just the way they are by loving their hair.

The nameless muppet manages to trim away generations of yearning for long, silky locks with her song, "I Love My Hair" and has become an Internet sensation.

Aiight Email Chain KneeSlapper

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends.'

Gaga can sing soprano and act in it too!

Check out Lady Gaga in The Sopranos at age 15! Hehe oh man, honestly though I was more interested and then horrified by the conduct of those fucking kids. Am I getting old? I wanted to call them hellions or wippersnappers...



According to MTV, this isn't the only TV gig that the 24-year-old New York native has had prior to reaching superstardom. Besides appearing as a victim on the network's hidden-camera prank show "Boiling Points" in 2005, she also turned up on a 2008 episode of "The Hills." Whoa, where is that?!

The car that runs on air that you didn't know about

India's largest automaker is set to start producing the world's first commercial air-powered vehicle. The Air Car, developed by ex-Formula One engineer Guy Nègre for Luxembourg-based MDI, uses compressed air, as opposed to the gas-and-oxygen explosions of internal-combustion models, to push its engine's pistons. Some 6000 zero-emissions Air Cars are scheduled to hit Indian streets in August of 2008.

Barring any last-minute design changes on the way to production, the Air Car should be surprisingly practical. The $12,700 CityCAT, one of a handful of planned Air Car models, can hit 68 mph and has a range of 125 miles. It will take only a few minutes for the CityCAT to refuel at gas stations equipped with custom air compressor units; MDI says it should cost around $2 to fill the car's carbon-fiber tanks with 340 liters of air at 4350 psi. Drivers also will be able to plug into the electrical grid and use the car's built-in compressor to refill the tanks in about 4 hours.

Of course, the Air Car will likely never hit American shores, especially considering its all-glue construction. But that doesn't mean the major automakers can write it off as a bizarre Indian experiment — MDI has signed deals to bring its design to 12 more countries, including Germany, Israel and South Africa.

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Could be fun!

...or at least make you feel more sexy! Unless you blow at it and then you'll regret it and feel dumb. I just touched on your the biggest reason why you haven't taken dance classes yet didn't I? F. Ok, take it from a girl who's father has two left feet. He had a few drinks before classes, stuck with it and now can salsa dance to the point where this man is pulling dates from the cities hottest dancing senior citizens to be!

What: Salsa and Rueda de Casino Class at Wave House Athletic Club

Where: The Wave House (3127 1/2 Ocean Front Walk San Diego, CA 92109)

Starts At: 8:00 PM

Admission Cost : $10.00

I like that answering machines exist in movies still...

How else would you hear an embarrassing or regretful voice message?

Jewel's Glam Pop Phase

Still don't know WTF that was...



THE VIDEO has to be a friggin' joke...looks like a SNL video or some wise ass satirical dialogue against pop music right?

No Fun To Be Had Under The Taliban

The Longest War: Photos from Afghanistan
Interviews by Kim Barker
In March, the war in Afghanistan will become the lengthiest military conflict in U.S. history. As our country’s involvement escalated, we asked 11 photojournalists to select the one image that sums up their experience covering the war. Here, the pictures they chose, and why.


Kabul, 2001
John Stanmeyer spent much of the last decade documenting the political and social changes in Indonesia. He traveled to Afghanistan in 2001, returning five or six times.

"This picture happened the day after the Taliban fled Kabul. I had followed the Northern Alliance progression down from Kunduz in the north. It was as if we were driving through the wrinkles of God's hands. I felt so insignificant passing through those mountains. We arrived in Kabul and saw this breath of fresh air. It was suddenly a bunch of color walking around, such a contrast to the beige dirt everywhere in Afghanistan and the men all wearing those same beige outfits. The only color was that blue of the burka. Under the Taliban regime, there were no kites, no balloons, no music, no TVs. This picture signifies hope, life, celebration of humanness. Having colors, balloons, kites, and music was a monumental shift. Where did this man get the helium?"

VIEW MORE PICTURES AND COMMENTS HERE!!!

Prosopagnosia: Medical term for...face blindness

Prosopagnosia is a neurological disorder characterized by the inability to recognize faces. Prosopagnosia is also known as face blindness or facial agnosia. The term prosopagnosia comes from the Greek words for “face” and “lack of knowledge.” Depending upon the degree of impairment, some people with prosopagnosia may only have difficulty recognizing a familiar face; others will be unable to discriminate between unknown faces, while still others may not even be able to distinguish a face as being different from an object. Some people with the disorder are unable to recognize their own face.

Opinion on Same-Sex Marriage Appears to Shift at Accelerated Pace

It's only a coincidence that it's shaped like a dick...


Get more info on the graph HERE

J. Aniston Goes Topless, Smokes Pot and Has Orgies in New Apatow Film

Aniston's next film Wanderlust, co-starring Paul Rudd and produced by Judd Apatow, is about a married couple that decide to live in a hippie commune after they can no longer afford to live in NYC.

It's no "The Object of My Affection", Rudd and Aniston's last movie in 1998 but it's probably going to be good!

The Only Cool Things in Seaport Village:

1. There is a Ben and Jerry's there
2. The walkway affords an amazing view of Coronado and the Harbor, it's breezy and serene and people actually fly kites
3.There is a guy there that balance rocks ON rocks at their most narrow point with no glue, tape, twine, nothing, just...balance. His name is Rabindra Sarkar, hopefully you catch if you have the sort of day where you have shit to do but stroll around Seaport Village and get an ice cream cone!