Highschool Assholes DO Become Cops!

So remember Elton in Clueless? The smooth talking rich asshole who fails to win the heart of Cher? Ugh, I still get super skeeved out when he tries to woo her by singing (badly) a Cranberries song right before he pulls the car over to try and date rape Cher. Well it turns out the movie mirrored real life in at least one way (because nobody had an electronic closet in MY high school). The high school douche bag became a cop, very true to life! Yes, Jeremy Sisto who played Elton in Clueless when he was 21 is now Police Detetive Cyrus Lupo on Law & Order (He's 36 now). He's bigger but still has that gravely deep voice (which incidentally made him perfect for a direct-to-movie Batman installment, "Justice League: The New Frontier").

Juuust let the machine pick it up Boyfriend...

Your Fear of Mexico Makes You Look Like An Idiot

Take it from a person who has been living here for two months now, honestly it feels more safe here than parts of San Diego I used to hang out in. I've never been mugged or shot at, but in the US my good friend was mugged at gunpoint behind our favorite bar and a friend was shot dead in North Park (San Diego) at a popular bar. Bad things happen ANYWHERE, especially in the good ole USA where the most gun related deaths occur. The American Journal of Public Health conducted a study that concluded "the United States has higher rates of firearm ownership than do other developed nations, and higher rates of homicide. Maybe it's time do the safe thing and move to Mexico? :) Life is good down here....

Tina Fey Jokes on Sarah Palin

Tina Fey’s joke about Sarah Palin and conservative female politicians was edited by PBS during Sunday’s broadcast of the Mark Twain Prize ceremony. While accepting the prestigious comedy award, Fey said, “And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women — except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit ‘n’ stuff. But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years — whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know what? Actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.” The entire unedited video can be viewed below (on PBS’s official web site), and the crucial remarks begin at the 12:30 mark:

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No Kisses for You!

During World War II, production of Hershey's Kisses was halted. Not because of a shortage of chocolate, but because the signature aluminum foil packaging was rationed.

(Also, the distinctive paper "plume", is called a Niggly Wiggly. It was used by the company to guarantee that consumers were getting the genuine Hershey product, rather than an imitation.)

Beyonce HEAT Commercial deemed to sexy for TV

This commercial was deemed too hot for daytime TV in Britain. It's definitely sexy but I've seen Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale adds that are way more boner inducing than this add by Beyonce for her new perfume Heat. Honestly I just think her body's too damn sexy, I was mesmerized by that commercial. Imagine Gwenyth Paltrow doing that add...chances are it wouldn't be banned from daytime TV because the sex factor wouldn't be there ya know? Go on wich your bad self baby...

Things are not as they seem....

You can never know how tall an actor or actress is by just watching a movie. Paul Rudd is supposedly 5'10 although he looks like he is 5'5 and we all know Sarah Jessica Parker is short but did you know she was 5'2?? Damn camera angles...

It's always hard for me to believe that friggin Top Gun, Mission Impossible, Scary Vanilla Sky Monster is only 5'6!!!


Maybe it's because he came into mainstream stardom when he was about 22 years old with Titanic but he always looks small and young. Turn's out this dude is 6'1?!


Rihanna has the same phenomenon as Leonardo going on. She's got this adorable baby face complete with big gray eyes. Makes me think she's a cuddly 5'2 singing force. But this Barbados native is a tall 5'10!!


Some know that Beyonce has a stage alter ego she calls Sasha Fierce, Sasha owns the stage with the power and might of an person 6'6 or more but Beyonce, long legs and all only measure up to 5'6!!!

US Dollar Can be used in a ton o places

The United States Dollar is the currency in American Samoa (AS, ASM), British Virgin Islands (VG, VGB, BVI), El Salvador (SV, SLV), Guam (GU, GUM), Marshall Islands (MH, MHL), Micronesia (Federated States of Micronesia, FM, FSM), Northern Mariana Islands (MP, MNP), Palau (PW, PLW), Puerto Rico (PR, PRI), United States (United States of America, US, USA), Turks and Caicos Islands (TC, TCA), Virgin Islands (VI, VIR), Timor-Leste, Ecuador (EC, ECU), Johnston Island, Midway Islands, and Wake Island. The United States Dollar is also known as the American Dollar, and the US Dollar.

Dude I haven't even hear of some of these islands....

Sex at Dawn

I'm living in Mexico right now and I can't find this book but I heard it's so dope. If anyone reads it can you leave your comments in the comments section?!?!?! Here are some reviews below!!

“Sex At Dawn is the single most important book about human sexuality since Alfred Kinsey unleashed Sexual Behavior in the Human Male on the American public in 1948.” (Dan Savage )

“This paradigm-shifting book is a thoroughly original discussion of the origins and nature of human sexuality... These authors have a gift for making complex material reader-friendly, filling each chapter with humor and passion as well as dozens of revolutionary insights.” (Stanley Krippner, Ph.D. )

“A wonderfully provocative and well-written book which completely re-evaluates human sexual behaviour and gets to the root of many of our social and psychological ills.” (Steve Taylor, author of The Fall and Waking From Sleep )

“One of the most original books I’ve read in years, Sex at Dawn manages to be both enormously erudite and wildly entertaining—even, frequently, hilarious. . . . A must-read for anyone interested in where our sexual impulses come from.” (Tony Perrottet, author of Napoleon's Privates )

“Sex At Dawn challenges conventional wisdom about sex in a big way... This is a provocative, entertaining, and pioneering book. I learned a lot from it and recommend it highly.” (Andrew Weil, M.D., author of Healthy Aging )

Costumes in Hindsight

I certainly hope someone dressed up as Play Me out Cat for Halloween...

Give Glee a Chance?

Ok, I'm not sure if you're a Glee fan or not. I haven't found a straight guy that is yet but most gay men and show tune/music loving women I know do. Fact of the matter is if you like vocalists and great songs from every era and genre you'll like a fraction of Glee. If you like fun, bizarre and sometimes hilarious story lines you'll like the rest. It's one of those shows I say GIVE A CHANCE. It has heart, it makes me laugh, the acting is more than bearable. Your chance is below. I got chills listening to Glee turn this Katy Perry radio hit into an acapella wonder!

Worlds Largest Indoor Pet

I sure hope this isn't one of those things (Like 101 Dalmations) that causes people to go out and get one too. It's not exactely like training a friggin poodle ya know? But oh so endearing!


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Dancing Merengue Dog

Hardest working dog in show business or a very bored dog lover? Or a happy couple albeit illegal?