NYE Stuff Going on in SD
Best Hangover Foods on Yelp (But we all know your local burrito place does it best)
New Years Resolution Ideas
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Ugh F you 2009, Maybe 2010 be way better
Because I consider Obama to have been bestowed upon us in 2008 I'd have to say 2009 was one of the worst years on record. Michael Jackson died, everyone was poor, peeps lost their home, politics are nuttier than ever, Tiger Woods became a villan and music blew. I don't think I'm alone in saying fuck you 2009 and may 2010 bring a decade of much better circumstances!!!
NYE Stuff Going on in SD
Best Hangover Foods on Yelp (But we all know your local burrito place does it best)
New Years Resolution Ideas
NYE Stuff Going on in SD
Best Hangover Foods on Yelp (But we all know your local burrito place does it best)
New Years Resolution Ideas
00's Probably to be worst decade in music
According to The Billboard Charts the 00's ble as a decade in music.
Most Popular Song: We Belong Together- Mariah Carey
Artist of the Decade: Eminem
Album of the Decade: No Strings Attached- N'sync
Read The Sad Ass Rest Here
'00s Probably To Be Worst Decade in Stock-Market History
As the 2000s come to a close, investors are struck with the depressing realization that putting their money anywhere besides the stock market would have given better returns. Since the end of 1999, stocks on the New York Stock Exchange "have lost an average of 0.5% a year thanks to the twin bear markets this decade," reports the Wall Street Journal. And when the impact of inflation is considered, the decade looks even more depressing. In fact, there is no calendar decade in almost 200 years of American stock-market history that has been as bad for investors. One professor estimates that the stock market would have to increase by 3.6 percent before the end of the year in order for the decade to come out ahead of the 1930s. The '00s serve as a stark reminder that, even though it's not likely, stocks can, and do, sometimes go through extended periods of decline.
Read original story in The Wall Street Journal
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Contrary to popular belief:
David Niven was NOT a James Bond actor. Ok he was in a SPOOF of Casino Royale back in the 60's but it doesn't count...Not hot enough. He looks like Dracula's cultured brother....
Sean Connery
(1962 – 1967; 1971; 1983)
George Lazenby
(1969)
Roger Moore
(1973 – 1985)
Timothy Dalton
(1987 – 1989)
Pierce Brosnan
(1995 –2002)
Daniel Craig
(2006 – Present)
Sean Connery
(1962 – 1967; 1971; 1983)
George Lazenby
(1969)
Roger Moore
(1973 – 1985)
Timothy Dalton
(1987 – 1989)
Pierce Brosnan
(1995 –2002)
Daniel Craig
(2006 – Present)
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Guy Posts Sisters Hook Up List on Facebook, Tags all the guys!
From Nerve Blog:
A girl named Katie found a twelve-pack of beer in her teenage brother’s room and ratted him out to their parents. This is not news in any way, but what young Chris, the brother, did in retaliation after being grounded for three months is funny as hell… and so, so wrong…
Not only did he rummage through Katie’s things and find her “hookup list” (aka “blow-jobs-to-hand-out list”), but he published it on his Facebook page…
…and tagged all of the intended recipients.
Then he engaged in a comment war with his sister while the subjects of this list weighed in:
Elvis at 21 Exhibition
Photojournalist Alfred Wertheimer was hired by RCA Victor in 1956 to shoot promotional images of a recently signed 21-year-old recording artist, Elvis Presley. Wertheimer’s instincts to “tag along” with the artist after the assignment and the resulting images provide us today with a look at Elvis before he exploded onto the scene and became one of the most exciting performers of his time. Elvis at 21: Photographs by Alfred Wertheimer, a new Smithsonian traveling exhibition, presents 56 of these striking images and will debut at The Grammy Museum in Los Angeles January 8, 2010, Elvis’s 75th birthday.
Developed collaboratively by the Smithsonian Institution Traveling Exhibition Service, the Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery and the Govinda Gallery,Elvis at 21 will be on view at The Grammy Museum through March 28, 2010. Following its showing in Los Angeles, the exhibition will travel to museums around the country through 2013. Elvis at 21 is sponsored nationally by The History channel.
| Dates | Host Institution | Status | |
| 1/8/10 | 3/28/10 | The Grammy Museum, Los Angeles, CA | Booked |
| 4/20/10 | 6/20/10 | Boca Raton Museum of Art, Boca Raton, FL | Booked |
| 7/10/10 | 10/10/10 | Museum of the Shenandoah Valley, Winchester, VA | Booked |
| 10/30/10 | 1/23/11 | National Portrait Gallery, Washington, DC | Booked |
| 2/19/11 | 5/15/11 | James A. Michener Art Museum, Doylestown, PA | Reserved |
| 6/4/11 | 8/21/11 | William J. Clinton Presidential Library and Museum, Little Rock, AR | Booked |
| 9/10/11 | 12/4/11 | Mobile Museum of Art, Mobile, AL | Booked |
| 12/24/11 | 3/18/12 | Virginia Museum of Fine Arts, Richmond, VA | Booked |
Monday, December 28, 2009
Lady Gaga No Show at Stingaree Event!!
So Lady Gaga was "supposed" to DJ with DJ Five at Stingaree after her December 19th sold out concert at Sports Arena. It struck me as ABSURD. This lady is on a close to sold out world tour right now. She didn't even remember what city she was in at the concert (we forgive you Gaga!). Why the HELL would she be slumming it at SD's most douchebaggery downtown lounge known to man? Turns out she never had any intention of DJing before her three sold out LA concert dates. The guy who booked the show pulled off a multi-thousand dollar scam by posing as her manager and collecting money for her to show up at Stingaree's Fourth Anniversary Event. WHOOPS!!!!!
The 1st Hostest With The Mostest...
...was Elsa Maxwell, NO LIE! She was a wealthy Iowa born American, who married into British Society in the late 1940's. She was a gossip columnist and singer/songwriter and one helluva woman! She invented the scavenger hunt and treasure hunt and it's rumored she was a lesbian. Her charms of intriguing (and intimidating) made her a hit in the uppercrust of this sometimes stuffy society and she owns the awesome title of "The First Hostest with the Mostest."
Guess looks aren't everything yeah?
Hot Mr. Chase on SNL
This skit is a classic SNL one. It's simple, short and funny-ish. My dad swears it's a hoot but so does everyone who was youth during that time. Most people think the SNL they had during high school and college was the most funny, I do too, guess that's when it was geared toward the humor of that given demographic. But the reason I posted the skit was because Chevy Chase pops out in the end and look so motherfucking sexy!!!!!
Time Code: 1:24 seconds= Young Chevy Chase very sexy man time!!
Time Code: 1:24 seconds= Young Chevy Chase very sexy man time!!
Craigslist Missed Connection: The Art of the Physco Bitch Post
FUCK YOU MICKEY - w4m
Date: 2009-12-26, 4:39PM It has been 2 years since I have met you.When I first met you SEEMED like a great guy,but you proved me wrong in so many ways.I know that I made my share of mistakes,primarily thinking that you might be different from most San Diego douchebags.Wrong again!
My main mistake was telling you that I like you,because you took as a green light to start acting like a horse's ass.There was one incident when we were supposed to go out, but you texted 4 hour later telling that you were 'sick in bed'.Quite,frankly I think you were lying through your teeth and toook the easy by texting me, instead of having the decency to make a phone call before the event.
Then on December 26,2007 you send me a text message wishing me a Merry xmas,but when I called you back I didn't recieve a answer.Then on Janury 8,2008 you call me asking for a last minute date.Mighty arrogant of you to think that you can take me out to a movie& dinner, thinking that you would get back in my good graces so easily.You deslusional asshat!
I then tried to call you, but my signal was crap and phone kept redialing your number and you sent me a nasty text message "Quit calling me 5 times I'm sleeping!".Did you bother to think if I was sleeping when you called the previous night at 1:38 am??Of course not! The only thing that is important is that Mickey gets what he wants and conviently forget about what other people's needs or wants.You seem to think that having a handsome face will get you out of hot water, but you're sadly mistaken! I wake up the next morning and I saw that I missed your call at 1:38 am.I find it rather amusing that you were most likely in the Gas Lamp quarter trying to score, and now here you are calling me! Where you hoping that I would be awake to answer your call and invite you over to my place????
Then the last time we hung out you showed your true colors.You picked me up and then we sat in your ACURA suv .You pulled out your tiny asian dick and you screamed "Take me,take me! while I was jacking you off.You could have at least taken me a to hotel room, then I would have felt more inclined to act like a slut with you! It's a good thing I didnt spread my legs for your sorry ass,because you came in a whopping 15 minutes?? On top of it you didn´tyou expected me to sleep with you without using a condom?? WTF??? I´m not some retarded slut from Pb or Gas Lamp! Are you that messed up in the head that you will risk catching a disease or ending up with a child you dont want?? You flaming douche nozzle!
You may have a nice ACURA suv, dress nicely, wear great cologne, and a good career. Mickey you have so much going for you, but deep down you're a insecure little boy needs to validate himself at another person's expense.You may brag about how classy you are, but there is nothing classy about treating a woman like a second class citizen.
I tried giving you the benefit of the doubt,because the holidays can wreck havoc on your schedule, but I royally fucked up by thinking that you were different.You guys wonder why bitches play the same games you do?Do you wonder why we don´t trust you guys??Thank god for my vibrator.You bitches are guilty til proven innocent
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
Have a safe and happy holiday. Maybe family isn't the group of people we'd pick out of a line up to spend one of our 15 paid holidays off but we have to so you might as well have fun or what peace you can doing it. I will be in Mexico for the weekend, Feliz Navidad!! See you on Monday:)
Christmas Tree's From Around The World
The Capitol Christmas tree in Washington, D.C., is decorated with 3,000 ornaments that are the handiwork of U..S. schoolchildren. Encircling evergreens in the 'Pathway of Peace' represent the 50 U.S. states.
The world's largest Christmas tree display rises up the slopes of Monte Ingino outside of Gubbio, in Italy's Umbria region. Composed of about 500 lights connected by 40,000 feet of wire, the 'tree' is a modern marvel for an ancient city
A Christmas tree befitting Tokyo's nighttime neon display is projected onto the exterior of the Grand Prince Hotel Akasaka.
Illuminating the Gothic facades of Prague's Old Town Square, and casting its glow over the manger display of the famous Christmas market, is a grand tree cut in the Sumava mountainsin the southern Czech Republic.
Venice 's Murano Island renowned throughout the worldfor its quality glasswork is home to the tallest glass tree in the world. Sculpted by master glass blower Simone Cenedese, the artistic Christmas tree is a modern reflection of the holiday season.
Moscow celebrates Christmas according to the Russian Orthodox calendar on Jan. 7. For weeks beforehand, the city is alive with festivities in anticipation of Father Frost's arrival on his magical troika with the Snow Maiden. He and his helper deliver gifts under the New Year tree, or yolka, which is traditionally a fir.
The largest Christmas tree in Europe (more than 230 feet tall) can be found in the Praça do Comércio in Lisbon, Portugal. Thousands of lights adorn the tree, adding to the special enchantment of the city during the holiday season.
'Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree': Even in its humblest attire, aglow beside a tiny chapel in Germany's Karwendel mountains, a Christmas tree is a wondrous sight.
Ooh la la Galeries Lafayette! In Paris, even the Christmas trees are chic. With its monumental, baroque dome, plus 10 stories of lights and high fashion, it's no surprise this show-stopping department store draws more visitors than the Louvre and the Eiffel Tower
In addition to the Vatican's heavenly evergreen, St. Peter's Square in Rome hosts a larger-than-life nativity scene in front of the obelisk.
The Christmas tree that greets revelers at the Puerta del Sol is dressed for a party. Madrid's two-week celebration makes millionaires along with merrymakers. On Dec. 22, a lucky citizen will win El Gordo (the fat one), the world's biggest lottery.
A token of gratitude for Britain's aid during World War II, the Christmas tree in London's Trafalgar Square has been the annual gift of the people of Norway since 1947.
Drink a glass of gluhwein from the holiday market at the Romer Frankfurt's city hall since 1405 and enjoy a taste of Christmas past.
Against a backdrop of tall, shadowy firs, a rainbow trio of Christmas trees lights up the night (location unknown).
Movie to Watch With the Family: Horton Hears a Who
If you're spent watching all the Christmas videos you can stand and you still are searching for PG movies that will cause the delicate balance of tension to be maintained, check out Horton Hears a Who. The kids will adore it, it has a good message, no weird sex scenes, no tirades of language your grandmother has possibly never heard...best of all it's actually really funny and the voices are done by the people we love like Will Arnett (Arrested Development), JIm Carrey, Steve Carell, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan, Carol Burnett, Amy Poehler and more! I only have adults in my immediate family and it was the perfect movie!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Get Into The Holiday Spirit
Watch The Nightmare Before Christmas, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, A Charlie Brown Christmas, It's A Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, Babes in Toyland, WHATEVER you need to get in the mood this year. But don't forget to watch the hilarious SNL Christmas Special. It's a hodgepodge of great SNL Christmas skits new and old hosted by new character Gilly, Giiiiilllllyyyyy!! It's an inside joke, you'll get it if you watch it:)
Jack La Lanne, Pretty Cool/Crazy Dude
(This is a finger tips push up by Jack La Lanne. At 90 years old...)
Jack La Lanne Tidbits:
-Jack La Lanne was a juvenile delinquent, once attacking his brother with an axe, and setting his family's house on fire. In adulthood, he blamed his youthful misbehavior on being fed too many high-sugar foods.
-At 15, his mother dragged him to hear a speech by a nutritionist. Inspired, La Lanne reformed his eating habits, eliminating everything made with white flour or white sugar, and instead ate almost nothing but fruits, vegetables, and fish for the rest of his life. He opened a health food bakery at age 18.
-At 21, he opened his first gym in Oakland, California. It was 1936, and most doctors at the time warned against working out with weights, believing it could cause a heart attack or ruin a man's sex drive. Considered a crackpot at the time, La Lanne eventually became America's foremost authority on fitness.
After his TV show ended (beginning in 1951, La Lanne hosted and produced The Jack La Lanne Show, TV's first workout program), La Lanne remained in the public eye with a series of fitness stunts, usually performed on his birthday. In 1955, he swam from Alcatraz to San Francisco, while wearing handcuffs. In 1991, for his 70th birthday, he swam a mile while shackled to 70 boats carrying 70 people. Now in his 90s, La Lanne is still in excellent health, and works out two hours every day -- an hour in the gym, and an hour in the pool. He says he has not missed a day of workouts -- or had a sugary dessert -- since 1930. He still appears on television, selling his Jack La Lanne Power Juicers. "I don't care how old I live", he says, "I just want to be living while I am living!" In a 2004 interview, at the age of 90, he said he has "an active sex life".
Read Some Jack La Lanne Quotes
Recent News:
LaLanne's publicist, Ariel Hankin, said Tuesday that the 95-year-old underwent heart valve surgery at a Los Angeles hospital on Dec. 8.
Hankin says that before the surgery LaLanne told his family that dying would wreck his image.
The weightlifting guru is doing fine and expected to make a full recovery.
Death At A Funeral, There is Black people version
I kid you not. Death at a Funeral is a hilarious British black (as in dark) comedy that you definitely need to see. It's bizarre, hilarious, has great acting and, unbelievably, even greater twists. If you haven't heard of it, don't read a thing about it, just go see it, best way to do it. But when you're renting your movie do not mistake Death at a Funeral for the American black (as in African American) version (which is named the same thing)! I saw the preview for it about a week ago, APPALLING. I mean damn, I know there is totally a money making market for embarrassingly ridiculous and shoddy black comedies out there but does that mean we have to take part? My people seem to be pretty naturally funny, why we gotta do fart jokes and Big Mama scenes is beyond me (white college frat dudes, siiigh). Might as well paint our faces black and shuffle to a Dixie Plantation ragtime song. Craziest part is, the whole operation stars two of America's most hilarious black comics! No Tyler Perry to speak of! Hmm, if Martin Lawrence and Chris Rock and Tracy Morgan are in it, maaaaybe I gotta give it a try. Stoned. Ugh, I don't WANT to. Just go see Death at a Funeral and then just watch the trailer for this piece of work....
Is the whole "got _____" ironic yet??
As in the uber famous milk campaign's "got milk" which exploded into cheesy advertising in every sector. It has already gone through the phase where it's just downright NOT ok to advertise using the "got" phrasing. Sounded old, archaic, you sounded outdated, detached, retarded really. It was pretty much a sort of ANTI-advertising to do it. But now I think it might be ironic, and therefore hilarious. Maybe it needs another year or two....sike and "NOT" took awhile to recover....
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Missed Connection: Lady Gaga Edition
Girl with green top at Lady Gaga - m4w - 28 (San Diego)
Date: 2009-12-20, 7:36AM PST
Reply to: pers-gg6ma-1518293264@craigslist.org
We were having a good time dancing away. If you are the girl standing next to the guy shouting "you make my p...y wet", lets get in touch!!
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Things About Lady Gaga You Might Not Know But Need To
---During her early time at Interscope, Gaga worked as a songwriter for fellow label artists like Brittney Spears, New Kids on The Block, The Pussycat Dolls and Fergie.
---Born on March 28, 1986 in New York City, New York, she is of Italian heritage. (She's 23!)
---Playing piano by ear from the age of 4, she went on to write her first piano ballad at 13 and began performing at open mic nights by age 14.
---At age 17, she gained early admission to the New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. There, she studied music and improved her songwriting skills by composing essays and analytical papers focusing on topics such as art, religion and socio-political order.
---Throughout 2007 Lady Gaga began playing gigs at downtown club venues with their live performance art piece known as "Lady Gaga and the Starlight Revue", billed as "The Ultimate Pop Burlesque Rockshow", their act was a low-fi tribute to 1970s variety acts.
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