Way More Funny Popular YouTube and Related Hilarity

This true story portrays the web's most lovable hero, Antoine Dodson. It's just so good! Why did they let this guy go on and on? Because it's such good video!!



HILARIOUS RELATED MUSIC (It's freakin available on iTunes now lol)





HILARIOUS RELATED DOG COSTUME:

Curly Haird Muppet Bringin Afro's Back

The video is being shared on Twitter, and posted on gossip sites and blogs. It is popping up on Facebook pages and discussed in the comments section on YouTube, where the original clip gets a steady stream of views. It was posted Oct. 12, and had more than 600,000 views on YouTube as of Wednesday, and tens of thousands more at other sites.

A plucky little muppet in a pretty pink dress, her brown hair a perky 'fro, is helping little girls — and their moms — to accept themselves just the way they are by loving their hair.

The nameless muppet manages to trim away generations of yearning for long, silky locks with her song, "I Love My Hair" and has become an Internet sensation.

Aiight Email Chain KneeSlapper

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends.'

Gaga can sing soprano and act in it too!

Check out Lady Gaga in The Sopranos at age 15! Hehe oh man, honestly though I was more interested and then horrified by the conduct of those fucking kids. Am I getting old? I wanted to call them hellions or wippersnappers...



According to MTV, this isn't the only TV gig that the 24-year-old New York native has had prior to reaching superstardom. Besides appearing as a victim on the network's hidden-camera prank show "Boiling Points" in 2005, she also turned up on a 2008 episode of "The Hills." Whoa, where is that?!

The car that runs on air that you didn't know about

India's largest automaker is set to start producing the world's first commercial air-powered vehicle. The Air Car, developed by ex-Formula One engineer Guy Nègre for Luxembourg-based MDI, uses compressed air, as opposed to the gas-and-oxygen explosions of internal-combustion models, to push its engine's pistons. Some 6000 zero-emissions Air Cars are scheduled to hit Indian streets in August of 2008.

Barring any last-minute design changes on the way to production, the Air Car should be surprisingly practical. The $12,700 CityCAT, one of a handful of planned Air Car models, can hit 68 mph and has a range of 125 miles. It will take only a few minutes for the CityCAT to refuel at gas stations equipped with custom air compressor units; MDI says it should cost around $2 to fill the car's carbon-fiber tanks with 340 liters of air at 4350 psi. Drivers also will be able to plug into the electrical grid and use the car's built-in compressor to refill the tanks in about 4 hours.

Of course, the Air Car will likely never hit American shores, especially considering its all-glue construction. But that doesn't mean the major automakers can write it off as a bizarre Indian experiment — MDI has signed deals to bring its design to 12 more countries, including Germany, Israel and South Africa.

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Could be fun!

...or at least make you feel more sexy! Unless you blow at it and then you'll regret it and feel dumb. I just touched on your the biggest reason why you haven't taken dance classes yet didn't I? F. Ok, take it from a girl who's father has two left feet. He had a few drinks before classes, stuck with it and now can salsa dance to the point where this man is pulling dates from the cities hottest dancing senior citizens to be!

What: Salsa and Rueda de Casino Class at Wave House Athletic Club

Where: The Wave House (3127 1/2 Ocean Front Walk San Diego, CA 92109)

Starts At: 8:00 PM

Admission Cost : $10.00

I like that answering machines exist in movies still...

How else would you hear an embarrassing or regretful voice message?

Jewel's Glam Pop Phase

Still don't know WTF that was...



THE VIDEO has to be a friggin' joke...looks like a SNL video or some wise ass satirical dialogue against pop music right?

No Fun To Be Had Under The Taliban

The Longest War: Photos from Afghanistan
Interviews by Kim Barker
In March, the war in Afghanistan will become the lengthiest military conflict in U.S. history. As our country’s involvement escalated, we asked 11 photojournalists to select the one image that sums up their experience covering the war. Here, the pictures they chose, and why.


Kabul, 2001
John Stanmeyer spent much of the last decade documenting the political and social changes in Indonesia. He traveled to Afghanistan in 2001, returning five or six times.

"This picture happened the day after the Taliban fled Kabul. I had followed the Northern Alliance progression down from Kunduz in the north. It was as if we were driving through the wrinkles of God's hands. I felt so insignificant passing through those mountains. We arrived in Kabul and saw this breath of fresh air. It was suddenly a bunch of color walking around, such a contrast to the beige dirt everywhere in Afghanistan and the men all wearing those same beige outfits. The only color was that blue of the burka. Under the Taliban regime, there were no kites, no balloons, no music, no TVs. This picture signifies hope, life, celebration of humanness. Having colors, balloons, kites, and music was a monumental shift. Where did this man get the helium?"

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Prosopagnosia: Medical term for...face blindness

Prosopagnosia is a neurological disorder characterized by the inability to recognize faces. Prosopagnosia is also known as face blindness or facial agnosia. The term prosopagnosia comes from the Greek words for “face” and “lack of knowledge.” Depending upon the degree of impairment, some people with prosopagnosia may only have difficulty recognizing a familiar face; others will be unable to discriminate between unknown faces, while still others may not even be able to distinguish a face as being different from an object. Some people with the disorder are unable to recognize their own face.

Opinion on Same-Sex Marriage Appears to Shift at Accelerated Pace

It's only a coincidence that it's shaped like a dick...


Get more info on the graph HERE

J. Aniston Goes Topless, Smokes Pot and Has Orgies in New Apatow Film

Aniston's next film Wanderlust, co-starring Paul Rudd and produced by Judd Apatow, is about a married couple that decide to live in a hippie commune after they can no longer afford to live in NYC.

It's no "The Object of My Affection", Rudd and Aniston's last movie in 1998 but it's probably going to be good!

The Only Cool Things in Seaport Village:

1. There is a Ben and Jerry's there
2. The walkway affords an amazing view of Coronado and the Harbor, it's breezy and serene and people actually fly kites
3.There is a guy there that balance rocks ON rocks at their most narrow point with no glue, tape, twine, nothing, just...balance. His name is Rabindra Sarkar, hopefully you catch if you have the sort of day where you have shit to do but stroll around Seaport Village and get an ice cream cone!

Swingers Playing Tonite at The Pearl

DIVE-IN THEATRE: SAN DIEGO'S COOLEST MOVIE EXPERIENCE

The Pearl Hotel presents "Dive-In Theatre," a FREE weekly "cinema social" combining eclectic film selections, food and drink, and light conversation. The event takes place at our poolside lounge and theater located outdoors and connected to Restaurant at The Pearl.

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Special Night at Analog

Dissapointed in Sweet Katy Perry

The video for California Girls was a HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. Anyone else feeling that? Even if it WAS a song about Candyland The Outdated Board Game it would have somewhat blown. But it was a song about the glory of the Women on America's West Coast and for some reason it turned into a creepy candy infomercial where girls are trapped in cellophane and Snoop Dog is a licorice pimp. If I had the chance to remake it, it'd be Katy Perry on a road trip with her bitches driving up the coast and stopping in on Cali's best cities to get a taste of the girls from that town. There'd be dance parties, girls dancing in cars, in bars, lots of daisy dukes, you know, IT'D BE LIKE THE SONG. San Diego's sun doped blondes, LA's glamed out girls, San Fran's hippie chicks, hell even show a few trucker hatted Inland Empire bitches!! But no....

Hallucinogenic Drug Provides Relief to Cancer Patients

Psilocybin, the active ingredient in magic mushrooms, can help terminally ill cancer patients who are struggling with anxiety, a new study found. Under the supervision of trained therapists, a group of patients was found to experience relief after a guided trip on the hallucinogenic drug. Months after taking the drug, the patients reported feeling less anxious and their overall mood had shown improvement, according to follow-up interviews with researchers. "By the six-month mark, the group's average score on a common scale used to measure depression had declined by 30 percent, according to the study, which was published in the Archives of General Psychiatry," Health.com reported. Some of the patients said that their experience with the drug brought them closer to friends and family and even gave them a new perspective on their illness. Most notably, the hallucinogenic did not bring about any unwanted side effects. "We were pleased with the results," said Charles Grob, the lead researcher and a professor of psychiatry at Harbor-UCLA Medical Center. Other were too. The findings are "important because he's showing that you can administer these compounds safely to cancer patients with anxiety," said Roland Griffiths, a professor of psychiatry and neuroscience at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. "They're not substances that should be used recreationally or casually, but nonetheless it appears that we can conduct research with these compounds safely." Funded by private foundations and a nonprofit out of Sante Fe, Grob's study is the first of its kind in decades, as the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has approved only a handful of small studies involving hallocinogens since they were outlawed in the 1970s.

Read original story in Health.com | Tuesday, Sept. 7, 2010

Karaoke and Dancing!

For more stuff to do CLICK HERE for the SignOnSanDiego Page. Because you don't want to miss the Brazilian Fest, the OB Music Fest, or the opening of the Joaquin Phoenix documentary that might explain his craziness (I'm Still Here)!!

Marcell the Shell, hot new YouTube

Kevin Jonas Takes Sex off that ridiculous pedestal...

Kevin Jonas had an amusing quote captured by Bliss Magazine UK: "Sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?"

The Jonas Brothers are famously staying celibate until marriage, and the pop star exchanged vows with Danielle Deleasa at Oheka Castle in Long Island, New York, in front of 400 friends and family members - despite a blizzard threatening to hit the area.

Kevin now has more time to spend with his wife, since the Jonas Brothers have canceled several concerts due to a lack of ticket sales. Something tells us the time won't be spent getting intimate!

From StarPulse

Domestic Beer Saftey

Domestic beer is ONLY meant to be imbibed at an ice cold temperature, god forbid it warm up and you taste it's wretched flavor. When it's ice cold it kind of just tastes like funky water and you can drink it all afternoon at Lake Havasu or wherever domestic beer drinkers party. Very smart of Coors to ensure their beer is only drank at a safe temperature....

Delicious Snack

They REALLY do taste like hot wings! If you were a fan of the DELICIOUS Honey Mustard flavor and you like Hot Wings, I say check em out. But only if you have a few buddies to split em with, the bag serves 10! When they say bursting with flavor they mean it. And don't mistakenly get the less flavorful pretzel nuggets, get the pieces!

LOVIN Anjelah Johnson

She hot, hilarious and crazy talented, here in her most famous stand up:

Classic MadTv: Bon Qui Qui

As if Anjelah Johnson couldn't get anymore funny she lives and breaths ghetto with Bon Qui Qui

Watch it HERE!!

Texts from Last Night

There are tons of hilarious websites made up of things people overhear, type, tweet and text. And you know what?? They never get old!!

Check out the Texts From Last Night Website and see some gems below!!
LOL!!

you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store

Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad

you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.

Planet Unicorn

I don't know if you (or even I) will keep watching the rest of the episodes but you at least gotta see one so you can say you've seen it when this pops up in conversation!

Screen on the Green

The San Diego Museum of Art presents "Moulin Rouge" (1952)at its final "Screen on the Green" presentation.

The free film brings Toulouse-Lautrec's paintings to life and gives viewers a peak into his world. Inspired by his art and staring Zsa Zsa Gabor, this film depicts "wild, wicked, wonderful Paris."

Please note: This film will be shown in English.

The SD Museum of Art is doing a Paris Themed exhibit and number of activities, check it out!!

San Diego Magazine Party

Complimentary food, wine and beer tasting from many of San Diego's best restaurants, wineries and breweries. Live music from local artists, live art demonstration, fashion trends shows and more! Come be a guest at the Best Party! Last chance to buy tickets at the special JMT price! Promo Code: JMT1442403

August 20, 2010
6:30-9:30pm
$15 off the ticket price of $50

Click Here for more info

Summergrass, SD Summer Bluegrass Festival

Join us for a great family-friendly weekend of live bluegrass bands (national, international, regional & local), music workshops, impromptu jam sessions, vendors, special kid's activities, Kid's Music camp, tasty food, plenty of onsite dry camping, all at the fascinating 40-acre outdoor Antique Gas & Steam Engine Museum in San Diego's North County.

August 20th, 21st, 22nd
Tickets range from $17-$54, Kids under 10 FREE with adult, Parking $2 a day
Click Here for more info

Is that legal?

in June, Fox News parent company News Corp., the Murdoch-owned media giant, donated $1 million to the Republican Governors Association.

I think Fox news AT VERY LEAST needs to change it's motto from "Fair & Balanced". And I think if a news program supports a political party they should be called entertainment so people who want balanced news aren't confused right? Ridiculous.

Read more about this on Bloomberg